funny convo

me:
hmm, yeah but for probation, they go in with you and look at your cock

they look AT your cock?

me:yup

like side view as the pee's shooting out?

me:they just look at ur cock..

as ur peeing?

me:no, as your shitting

because you could tie this to you groin and tuk it away
oh ok

me:No, they just look at your cock to see how big it is, then they let you go in by yourself


another one


Her: have you ever done crack

yeah

Her: whats it like. I've never done it and don't plan to but i wonder what the hype is about

its not that great

Her: what does it smell like

like roses

Her: I'm being serious
._.

wtf?
it smells like crack i guess

Her: like is it a gross smell? a chemical smell?

a cracky smell

Her: le sigh

*farts*

Her: *rubs forhead*

*rubs cock*

Her: *blank stare*

*cumshot*

Her: gross
 
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