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Funniest lines in movie history:

Trapped in Paradise:
nicolas cage: I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.
jon lovitz: Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.
dana carvey: Hey, lets just gooooooooooo. (with the hand motions).

bank owner: Do you really want to do this?
jon lovitz: Do what?
bank guy: You know rob the bank
jon lovitz: Absolutly! We have thought this over and we've made a dession!
bank guy: But on Christmas Eve, it just doesn't seem right. You're going to ruin the winter fest.
jon lovitz: The winter fest? I've got a gun and your talking about the winter fest. Well who are you?

nicolas cage: We better not be going in circles I swear to God.
dana carvey: No. No. I just made 4 lefts.
nocolas cage: 4 LEFTS!?!? IS A CIRCLE.

Barfly:
mickey rourke: So you hired a dick to find an asshole?
 
Boondock Saints

Rocco:"That's it! I'm doin' it! It is.....done!" Slams both hands down on the table,causing the gun to go off. They scramble around wildly,wondering if they had been shot. Then they notice the remains of the cat that was on the table,now leaking down the wall.
Rocco stares at the cat. "Is it dead?!"
 
^ AND THEN, LATER:

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

=D
 
captainballs said:
"There's something in my eye!!"

-Brain Candy (Kids in the Hall)

Don't forget, "It was only a couple flipper babies!"

Also, about all of Anchorman. That movie is too damn funny.
 
The Specials

Minute Man: The great thing about not getting the person that you love is that you can still think about that person and masturbate, which is essentially the same thing.

Deadly Girl: Ted might have been right about some things. Like drinking; last week I got drunk at a bar mitzvah, unthinkingly summoned forth demons and...they ate a kid.

Deadly Girl: I used to think I didn't need a family. I mean, I had the demons and the walking skeletons. But the difference between a walking skeleton and a kid is, a kid won't eat the soft parts of your face while you're sleeping.

Amok: Sex? It's difficult. I get charged up, the anti-matter starts flying, next thing you know I'm humping a chick without an ass. I shoulda just stayed home.

Minute Man: What's it like summoning demons?
Deadly Girl: They do your will, and that makes you feel good about yourself.


Verdict: You know what first ran through my head, when I discovered I was the world's strongest man?
The Weevil: No.
Verdict: Think of the pussy, Weevil.
The Weevil: What's a pussy-weevil?
 
"Whoa, the plot thickens" - Hackers
"Bitches come!" xXx
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" Dr Strangelove
 
Can I post a link to youtube here?

I don't know if that's legal or not. This is a hillarious quote from a movie, although the movie itself isn't all that great. "pancakes house"=D from Fargo!
 
i always laugh/cringe when watching reservoir dogs- at the beginning in the car tim roth sounds like super grover when he's screaming on about how he's dieing
 
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Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
 
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...
 
Cant really think that hard right now..... but i have one thats pretty funny

Half Baked

"I can pretend that IM JAMAICAN MAN!"
 
I can not remember the movie. Here is the setup:

2 leading men. Man #1 expresses desire to experiment with Gay sex (He is french).

Man #2 (an American) tries to dissuade Man #1 from sexual experimentation (with men). They argue spiritedly on the subject of homosexuality:

Man #2 says that, "if a young man devoted his life to the building of bridges, and 30 years later he had built the world's 10 most magnificent bridges, let word leak out that he gave just 1 blowjob, and "Bridgebuilder" is NOT the name that he will forever more be known by".

From an unknown movie. (I think Antonio Banderas was the "Bridgebuilder").
 
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