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Funniest lines in movie history:
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panic_the_digital
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atlas said:
Damn, I got my shit movies mixed up.
Schizzy
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From Schizopolis
Fletcher Munson: Hello!
Neighbor: Hello.
Fletcher Munson: How are you?
Neighbor: Fine.
Fletcher Munson: Is your wife coming over tonight? Because her big ass always leaves me satisfied.
Neighbor: Nice of you to mention her. She enjoys sex with you much more than she does with me.
Fletcher Munson: I'm sure she says that to all the men in the neighborhood.
Neighbor: You may be right about that one.
Fletcher Munson: I'll see you later.
Neighbor: Okay.
Fear And Loathing
Voice of Drug Film Narrator: Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.
Every line in Fear and Loathing is fucking gold...
Fletcher Munson: Hello!
Neighbor: Hello.
Fletcher Munson: How are you?
Neighbor: Fine.
Fletcher Munson: Is your wife coming over tonight? Because her big ass always leaves me satisfied.
Neighbor: Nice of you to mention her. She enjoys sex with you much more than she does with me.
Fletcher Munson: I'm sure she says that to all the men in the neighborhood.
Neighbor: You may be right about that one.
Fletcher Munson: I'll see you later.
Neighbor: Okay.
Fear And Loathing
Voice of Drug Film Narrator: Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.
Every line in Fear and Loathing is fucking gold...
"he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
alasdair
alasdair
JerryBlunted
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from full metal jacket:
"tubbuku! tubbuku!" (gestures with wide apart hands).
"she say no soul brother. tubbuku!"
"baby, look right here i got some prime alabama black snake." (unzips)
"okay, soul brother."
from training day after ethan hawke beats up those crackheads:
"my boy got mad squabbles!"
"tubbuku! tubbuku!" (gestures with wide apart hands).
"she say no soul brother. tubbuku!"
"baby, look right here i got some prime alabama black snake." (unzips)
"okay, soul brother."
from training day after ethan hawke beats up those crackheads:
"my boy got mad squabbles!"
indelibleface
Bluelight Crew
Dr Ray Stantz (Dan Akroyd): Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray): Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
-Ghostbusters
Pep Streebeck (Tom Hanks): Are you crazy? Silvia Wiss wanted you.
Friday (Dan Akroyd): Now let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.
-Dragnet (1987)
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray): Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
-Ghostbusters
Pep Streebeck (Tom Hanks): Are you crazy? Silvia Wiss wanted you.
Friday (Dan Akroyd): Now let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.
-Dragnet (1987)
Captain Commie
Bluelighter
Do you suck dicks?
Sir No Sir
Bullshit I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
- Full Metal Jacket
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition - Harold and Kumar go to white castle
Sir No Sir
Bullshit I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
- Full Metal Jacket
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition - Harold and Kumar go to white castle
Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
-ghostbusters
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
-ghostbusters
tambourine-man
Bluelight Crew
Indelibleface said:
That's more like it! :DL2R said:
captainballs
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"There's something in my eye!!"
-Brain Candy (Kids in the Hall)
-Brain Candy (Kids in the Hall)
pennywise
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From Office Space...
Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
arizona83
Bluelighter
Next Friday
Pinky (After just getting his ass kicked by Craig)
"Shit, those niggers had me scared but I held my own, Fuck that!"
Pinky (After just getting his ass kicked by Craig)
"Shit, those niggers had me scared but I held my own, Fuck that!"
Infinite Jest
Bluelight Crew
"My friends, we are all very interested in the future, because that is where you and I will be spending the rest of our lives. And remember, future events such as this may affect you in the future" - Narrator, at the start of Plan 9 From Outer Space.
LvMkngFlwrChld
Bluelighter
grosse point blank:
Debi: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin Q. Blank: No, but I do have a very nice cat?
Debi: Not the same.
Martin Q. Blank: Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.
Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or girl?
Martin Q. Blank: I respect its privacy.
Waitress: What do you want in your omelette, sir?
Marty: Nothing in the omelette, nothing at all.
Waitress: Well, that's not technically an omelette.
Marty: Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein.
princess bride:
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
mallrats
Brodie: Cookie stand's not part of the food court.
T.S.: Sure it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs the cookie stand is upstairs it's not like we're talking quantum physics here!
T.S.: The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
T.S.: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S.: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S.: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. and that would kill him.
Debi: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin Q. Blank: No, but I do have a very nice cat?
Debi: Not the same.
Martin Q. Blank: Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.
Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or girl?
Martin Q. Blank: I respect its privacy.
Waitress: What do you want in your omelette, sir?
Marty: Nothing in the omelette, nothing at all.
Waitress: Well, that's not technically an omelette.
Marty: Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein.
princess bride:
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
mallrats
Brodie: Cookie stand's not part of the food court.
T.S.: Sure it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs the cookie stand is upstairs it's not like we're talking quantum physics here!
T.S.: The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
T.S.: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S.: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S.: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. and that would kill him.
