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Funniest/laziest thing you've ever done stoned

wastedwalrus said:
I had taken a little over 12 hits of decent hydro from a vaporizer, 15mg's of Norco, 1mg of xanax, and a shot of tequila and had just gotten out of the shower. I decided to go ahead and clean all the shit up so I could enjoy the rest of the high. However, I forgot to put clothes on so when I went out to the trashcan (front yard), I was completely naked and didn't realize it until I had gotten all the way there, felt a breeze and looked down. The funny thing was I didn't care. I laughed it off and slowly walked back to the house.
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You sir, are a fucking JOKER!!!!!!

ahahaahahahahha

Knowing me, I'd prolly do the same thing.

i really can't think of my LAZIEST time. but one time i was on like 7mgs of clonazepam. and we just blazed a blunt. i was just there, laying on the bed with my face in the pillow. I needed to turn my head to the side so i would feel comfortable. but, i was too lazy to do that, so i left all this drool on my friends pillow cuz my face was directly in it. haha. well im sure i did more, but i was just so fucking gone that nite, the rest of the night was a blackout. apparently i only moved/got up wen weed was mentioned or we were going to smoke another blunt.
 
We ordered pizza once from the pizza joint two doors away, and asked for delivery. They thought we were kidding, but I made them do it. That was nice...

Convinced my girlfriend to operate my cigarette for me (ie put between lips take away). I was partly lacking in the coordination to do it without burning myself, but more lazy.

There's more, but i couldn't be fucked overworking my memory. Or writing them. Too stoned...
 
SmokeTrails said:
one time i was coming off powder... and went to post on a thread about being lazy... misspelled somthing after i hit submit reply.. so i hit stop and retyped it.. hit submit reply again.. and then realized that i had submited 2 replys... then i felt like a moron
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hahhaha
 
so this one time i was so messed up, i totally forgot/didn't realize that i had lit a ciggarette and without thinking i wound up placing it over my ear to smoke later. my friends laughed as my hair went up in smoke and i couldn't figure out what the hell was goin on. they then proceded to slap the shit out of me ...to put it out........good friends......good times
 
Probably spitting on my floor (which is carpet mind you 8( ) lol because i was too stoned and could not be fucked getting up to spit elsewhere. Aaaaaaand probably not moving off the couch for 7 hours because i just kept smoking and smoking and hey, it was comfy =D
 
When I first started high school, I would occasionally take a shower at night, put my clothes on that I wanted to wear the next day, and then sleep in them. That way I was able to sleep as late as possible, and at the last minute get up and leave for school.
 
One time I took a bonghit before I went to sleep, and I was so lazy that I just left the bong laying on the floor and passed out, knowing that my mom was going to come in to wake me up in the morning for school.

She did, and of course she saw, and confiscated the paraphenalia. But when I got back from school I just looked around her room and found the bong in her closet and I stole it back.
 
I was super-high and was watching tv but i wanted to change the channel. Without a remote, this would require me to get out of bed and change it on the tv. Too lazy to get up, I started throwing things at the channel button trying to change it.

Never did work so i ended up just falling asleep.
 
LoL you guys are soo funny! I get lazy too when I am stoned!

*Throwing things at the TV to turn it off or on* To lazy to get up or look for the remote*

*Laying in bed having to pee but can't get up just too lazy. Just imagining me getting up to pee. I must fall asleep-I wake up hours later still having to pee*

*Going to bed in my clothes, haven't brushed my teeth before sleep, sleeping with the light on*
 
the stupidest thing i've ever done was one time i was at my friend's house and there was a bunch of people over there and i was really stoned and hungry, and i wanted some ramen noodles..but no one would go make them for me even though i said i was too stoned to cook anything, so i went downstairs and just opened the package of noodles and put it in the bowl then put it in the microwave for like 4 minutes...i went in the other room and watched tv for about 5 min then i came back in the kitchen and it stunk REALLLY bad and i opened up the microwave and ALLLLLLL this smoke came pouring out and i felt like i was gonna die from all of it, cause i forgot to put water in the ramen noodles8).....
 
This happened a few days ago lol...

I had been out drinking with friends, but ultimately I had smoked a lot more weed than I had consumed alcohol. So i stumble in the door around 2 o clock and wander around my house for a bit. Suddenly the munchies TOTALLY consume me so i rush into the kitchen and start to eat. I decide, now would be a good time for a cheese burger! with the works of course, bacon etc.... So i proceed to begin cooking all these things when i realize that i am wayyyy too high to be standing for this long of a time, so I just lay down in front of the stove and rested lol. That was the best cheeseburger i ever made!
 
I've done some crazy ass things on meth that I thought were fuckin hilarious and for the most part still do. I'm not that crazy these days, but let's see I dressed in a revealing outfit at a motel 6 and partied in a room with my dealer and we took turns flashing unsuspecting citizens, he women and me men.

Some trucker dudes in the parking lot tried to approach me, but I went on preaching and said Reverand Rick and I were on a crusade for Jesus to convert wayward sinners and to come on down to the tent meetings of Reverand Rick and I. The fucked thing was some of these people actually believed me. LMAO.

Another time I got high and proceeded to climb a 5 story building in 6" high heel shoes, on the top of the roof, play some tunes and did a strip tease buck naked as this dude I had never dated til that night I'm sure was entertained. Before that at the restaurante he took me too in a limo, I made a cock and balls out of my speghetti and meatballs, took a garlic stick and put the edible dick in my mouth and asked my date to take pics of events above, which he did.

Another time, I did mushrooms and got so wrapped up in my trip that I forgot all about my guest downstairs for 3 days.
 
This was back when i was 14 and its probably the dumbest, funniest thing ive done while stoned. It was my friends first time smoking weed, and he was getting all parinoid about his eyes and how he smelled, we where down bye a small creek. so i said if your worried about how you smell just like roll on the ground so youll smell like grass, so then i started rolling around on the ground to show him. well he started laughing at me and hes like haha u rolled in shit, but he said it kinda sarcasticly so i thought he was just trying to psyche me out, untill hes like "Dude no seriously, you rolled in dog shit!" so i got up and.... yes, there was shit smeared all over my sweater.... not one of my proudest moments.
 
i always keep the remote next to the bed so thank god i never had to throw things at the TV but i use a fishing pole to turn off the lights and i get all the food i want to eat BEFORE i get high so i don't have to get up ;)

i've fallen asleep in teh shower before, my mom thought i died or something because i was in there for about 2 hours lol
 
last night i drank water out of my cooler cause i was too lazy to go get a glass from upstairs
 
I was coming down off dxm, and I felt just totally burnt out and really really stupid. I started watching tv and realized that I had no idea what channel I was on. I then figured out what I wanted to watch and forgot that too :(.

Got really drunk one time and put a pizza in the oven, started watching the tv for about an hour and a half and realized that smoke was coming from the oven. :(

I've actually done stupider things when I was sober.
 
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