Fun with mad-libs!

[silentpoet]

Just copy and paste this and pop in the words which you think would fit it best. No holds, be as disgusting as you want =)
Today I ran into my old GF, and we decided to go out. I havent called her since she ___________, so I was a little nervous. She seemed a little more __________ than usual, but none the less, we went out. First thing she did when she saw me was __________ and then she ___________! Right after she grabbed my ___________ I decided to get the ____________ out of there. Sure in the past we enjoyed 5 minutes of ___________, but that girl is tooo darn __________ for me.
Girls aint nuttin' but __________

 

[alykitty]

Today I ran into my old BF, and we decided to go out. I havent called him since he was locked up, so I was a little nervous. He seemed a little more femimine than usual, but none the less, we went out. First thing he did when he saw me was compliment my outfit and then he tried it on! Right after he grabbed my douche bag I decided to get the hell out of there. Sure in the past we enjoyed 5 minutes of freshness, but that boy is too darn girlie for me.
Boys aint nuttin' but girls
**that was fun**

[This message has been edited by alykitty (edited 11 September 2001).]

 

[silentpoet]

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[lilygirl]

thank you, i needed a break from depressed...
Today I ran into my old BF, and we decided to go out. I havent called him since he *became a cross-dresser*, so I was a little nervous. He seemed a little more *feminine* than usual, but none the less, we went out. First thing he did when he saw me was *scream* and then he *kissed me, there was lipstick everywhere* Right after he grabbed my *purse to re-apply* I decided to get the *fuck* out of there. Sure in the past we enjoyed 5 minutes of *well, you know...*, but that guy is tooo darn *unique* for me.
Guys aint nuttin' but *weirdos*
~lil
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"you will get this chance but once, don't let simple shit get you down"
therapy is expensive, poppin bubble wrap is cheap. you decide.
sn~ sparkleylily

 

[Sanity4Sale]

Today I ran into my old GF, and we decided to go out. I havent called her since she *had the sex change*, so I was a little nervous. She seemed a little more *fiendish* than usual, but none the less, we went out. First thing she did when she saw me was *hug me* and then she *grabbed my ass*! Right after she grabbed my *ass* I decided to get the *fuck* out of there. Sure in the past we enjoyed 5 minutes of *anal bliss*, but that girl is tooo darn *kooky* for me.
Girls aint nuttin' but *hound dogs*

Cat
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"The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the Shadow than in the Church." -
Ferdinand Magellan
If you wish to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water.
- Bulgarian Proverb
Sanity: The Drug of Suburbia

 

[silentpoet]

Today I ran into my old GF, and we decided to go out. I havent called her since she *porked my dog*, so I was a little nervous. She seemed a little more *animal friendly* than usual, but none the less, we went out. First thing she did when she saw me was *ask if i got a new cat* and then she *sniffed the litter box*! Right after she grabbed my *tabbys chew toy* I decided to get the *SHIZNIT* out of there. Sure in the past we enjoyed 5 minutes of *deep throbbin' love*, but that girl is tooo darn *kinky* for me.
Girls aint nuttin' but *animals!*