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Fun things to do when you're high (MERGED)

^ Frosty, once again, you speak words of wisdom brother.

OP: As Frosty said, get a fucking job, man.

Srsly, getting high, and then eating and masturbating all the time is just...well...if that's all you do, you might as well kill yourself before you end up forty-five and still getting walked in on by your mom while you're spanking your meat, eating a tv-dinner, and smoking weed that you bought with your mom's money.

^ That's what will happen to you if you don't get a job.
 
maloxx said:
biking and taking showers are even better than fucking while high.... not much, but a little bit, but socializing with other people who are high is what I prefer to do

folksy music is my favorite while high but I'll listen to anything high (quite literally)
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yeah maybe, personally i hate showering if I'm buzzing/coming down, just something about it, too intense or some shit.
 
ahhh, I use showering during the comedown to keep myself feeling refreshed
 
if that's all you do, you might as well kill yourself before you end up forty-five and still getting walked in on by your mom while you're spanking your meat, eating a tv-dinner, and smoking weed that you bought with your mom's money.
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one more thing to add(preferably subtract) is you.. living in your mom's basement. Everything else is far too accurate for comfort and truly a fate worse then death.

Dont take it personally, its not that we dont like you. We just happen to really like your mom. It always pained me to see ah cutie cry. One mother can only see her son spanking/packing meat so many times before it takes a toll on her.

S&R: Daymn ma dude, i didnt know that could be conveyed through words but you hit that nail on the head & through the stud. You have the gift! For that reason alone its always a pleasure to encourage others to "get ah job!" with help from your behalf.


^ That's what will happen to you if you don't get a job.
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If we're lucky they'll make this into a future "bill nye the science" guy episode to save us both the time.

"reggie.. Eat your crust!"

"Jimmy .. GET AH JOB!"
 
To the OP and all who said get a job:

NO DON'T GET A JOB,

go out on the road and explore this wonderful world we have, if you're crafty you can live on $300 a month and if you're craft you'll make this money without begging while on the road. (make bracelets, music, DMT etc.)
 
organicmusic said:
To the OP and all who said get a job:

NO DON'T GET A JOB,

go out on the road and explore this wonderful world we have, if you're crafty you can live on $300 a month and if you're craft you'll make this money without begging while on the road. (make bracelets, music, DMT etc.)
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So how crafty did you have to get before you had enough to afford an amenity like the internet?
 
morex said:
haha, I get too confused when I watch anime stoned, so that I have to go back the next day and rewatch it.

I really like music while stoned. Music with a repetitive beat (like electronic) sounds really good and gives me some mild euphoria. I like electronic music sober though, so it may not work for others. I also like watching tv, browsing the internet, or messing with people by acting really weird. Especially messing with sober people.

Or if you are in a group, I like to play the "try to hide the fact that I'm high" game. I usually play this game on any substance, but it's much easier while high.
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Lol'd I'd play that game when I'd go to school high, I'd sit down and breakfeast or see my friends in the hall and they can just tell from my eyes that I am stoned. They'll be like "yo you are fucking blowed" and I'll be like "No man what are you talking about?" and then laughter usually ensues.
 
stonedandrolling89 said:
^ Frosty, once again, you speak words of wisdom brother.

OP: As Frosty said, get a fucking job, man.

Srsly, getting high, and then eating and masturbating all the time is just...well...if that's all you do, you might as well kill yourself before you end up forty-five and still getting walked in on by your mom while you're spanking your meat, eating a tv-dinner, and smoking weed that you bought with your mom's money.

^ That's what will happen to you if you don't get a job.
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Frosty and Stonedandrolling, thanks for your deep thoughts!

"Srsly" -

What the fuck has that question to do with my financial situation? It doesn't matter if I was a millionaire or homeless, I just wanted some advise how to enhance the weed experience! What about this "mother" - talk? I don't get it. I don't even want to get into that, but I do in fact have a job (not too well paid though), don't live at home anymore and still don't see the connection - please explain!

(By the way, of course eating and masturbating are not the only things I'm doing when I'm high. Ever heard of exaggeration ?)

Sigh. 8)
 
It kind of depends on what other hobbies/interests you have, but I usually find that pretty much anything I like doing sober is usually pretty fun stoned as well, as long as you're not so high you can't really function very well anymore.

Try drawing, painting, playing a musical instrument, make music with Garageband or something along those lines even - that is if you're into any of that. Or fuck, just try them out anyway. Weed's playfulness of thought can really bring out a lot of creativity and it's easy to get lost in an exciting new project that way.

Plus being productive, even if it's just something like doodling for a couple hours, while you're high tends to feel a lot better than just loafing around.
 
make important life decisions and plans and write down how ur gonna follow them and be successfull AND jerk off
 
drawing is a recent favorite of mine.

i really want to get some good ass headphones for some walks. ive never gone on a walk by myself while high - i look forward to it.

legos are fun. it keeps my mind going - i dont ever hit a brain-dead state that comes from doing nothing imo

meditating

photoshop - i have yet to do this but plan on doing so this weekend, cant wait
 
Play guitar, jam on some synths, enquire about getting more drugs, make a drumbeat, roll another, cold beer.
 
For me weed is a pretty depressing/boring drug after awhile , ON ITS Own. But for me, I take adderall for my add, and sometimes after I'm done with work and the stims are still kicked in---- I love to smoke a bowl and go mountian biking with my Ipod in.

Othertimes, yes masturbation is quite quite good, (although it wears me out if you do it to much)

Without adderall, I would say, take a cold cold bath, or go swimming in a lake. Or do sprints at a track. That will cause natural stimulation which will feed off the creativity of weed.
 
I love to smoke a bowl and go mountian biking with my Ipod in.
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Seconded in a major way. This kat is totally on the ball. Get outside, get high, get active.. Beware, those dirty indica's will cock block this Ideaaarr(aka idea) pretty bad.
 
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