fucking obmama

I'd really like to shake this guy's hand. If it's his job to make my portfolio get more and more fucked every time his finance guy says or doesn't say something, then he's doing a fantastic job. Yeah, yeah, yeah - I voted for him because I'm sick of living in a shitty country where people steal my fucking laptops and die on the streets or in jail. And I do believe that in 16 years or so we may see some of that change if Obama is able to get at least a single fucking person on the other side of the table to talk to him, our captain bi-partisan change master. Really great job. Why don't you do us all a favor and slow the fuck down. You have a stimulus package that's going to be re-written 1,000 times before anyone on the republican side will swallow it - yet you release the fucking thing like it's ready to be published after like a month in office. I'm with you, "my man," on all of the great stuff you want to do but for christ sake if you keep ignoring wall street and let things slide like this for more than another few months without even trying to pander to these guys, a lot of the little people are going to stop giving a shit about your rhetoric. Why? Because we fucking invest, you cocksucker. Now pull a rabbit out of your hat. Friday would be nice - take a nap and wake up an hour before the market opens, fucktard, and say something. We have no information. No fundamentals. No nothing. Talk, you dick, and talk fast.

 

Ha! Daily fluctuations in the stock market are meaningless. People are scared. The market can bounce back quickly like it did in December and early January. People are stupid and will sell like flocks of seagulls, but they'll also buy like geese if the rest of the herd is. If Obama tailored his policy decisions with an eye to the daily convulsions on Wall Street it would be unthinkably doo doo. See where your portfolio is in 3 years. Don't panic. Warren Buffet is buying like an Andalusian slave owner right now. Sure he's 80 and probably frequently forgets what decade it is, but nobody thinks less of him for it. Obama has to move fast. He might only be a one term President when all the silly billies who don't understand things like virgin sacrifices hit the voting booth in 2012. I've lost thousands and I'm still buying. 10 years from now I'll be poking you with a cattle prod while you clean my pool cuz.

 

Word. Buy, buy buy. It's a bloody fire sale out there right now.

 

Whoever said I wasn't buying the hell out of the market right now? It's duck season. You might be poking me in the pool with a cattle prod 10 years from now, Benefit, but it will probably be because I'm paying you to due to the fact that it's the only thing the pure cocaine lets me feel anymore.