Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
i haven't done my strange addiction, but 90 day fiance is gold, and 1000 lb sisters
gonna have a look after work
gonna have a look after work
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Fuckin bastard fuckin pigs, fuckin bastard cunty arse bollocking wankers
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mal3volent
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dalpat077
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Please change it back!Not yet mate, just covering my ass...
It's doing my head in! 
For flipping hell sake! 
Billy Connolly used to have a bit on this i.e. telling somebody to "go awaaaaayyyy" (as it trails off) is very different from telling somebody to "NOW FUCK OFF"!
Lemme get the hell out of here before I get my hand smacked! Sounds lame huh?
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
watching. still got half an hour of work but mostly waiting for stuff to upload and other stuff to run....
'just cos they wanna fuck rollercoasters doesn't make them bad people' is setting the tone pretty well
'i guess she's not as much of a disappointment to her parents as we thought' this is gold. fucking hell.
i might actually be horny for this rollercoaster
F.U.B.A.R.
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Please change it back!
Billy Connolly used to have a bit on this i.e. telling somebody to "go awaaaaayyyy" (as it trails off) is very different from telling somebody to "NOW FUCK OFF"!
Lemme get the hell out of here before I get my hand smacked! Sounds lame huh?
Your wish is my command...
dalpat077
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Much better and a new and improved model/version to boot!Your wish is my command...
dalpat077
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wallywogs
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Good fix job on the door, I'm Canadian and our cops can be brutal. But we learned from the best
I was thinking dead kennedys just now before seeing your post love it
LoginNotSecure
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Still makes me giggleJust had a care package delivered from another Bluelighter.
Check out the delivery notes...
F.U.B.A.R.
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Still makes me giggle
We're now the proud owners of an even better door (for free), so Win, Win...
opiofr3k
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I want to leave one important message
ACAB
ACAB
stardust10
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They done it to my old door a few times because of someone I was living with not for me. then it got fixed and they came looking for my pal under a missing persons report and because I couldn't find my key genuinely in like 5 minutes lol I was nervous as anything cause there was stuff everywhere I was trying to hide. So they just came through and that was the last straw the concrete around the door frame never quite recovered lol. They (the council) put a new pvc door in the same frame and left me with holes around the frame lmao wankers. At least the police never found anything and were so choking to as well 
because of someone I was living with not for me. then it got fixed and they came looking for my pal under a missing persons report and because I couldn't find my key genuinely in like 5 minutes lol I was nervous as anything cause there was stuff everywhere I was trying to hide. So they just came through and that was the last straw the concrete around the door frame never quite recovered lol. They (the council) put a new pvc door in the same frame and left me with holes around the frame lmao wankers. At least the police never found anything and were so choking to as well