Fubar's Unexpectedly Brilliant Acronym Receptacle

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Due to the fact i'm a sad wanker with nothing going on in my futile existence, I've noticed there are quite a few BL members whose usernames are acronyms (e.g. FUBAR), or can easily be shortened to one (e.g. ScotchMist becomes SM).

Therefore, I propose we have some jolly japes and a lorra lols by coming up with witty, apt, tongue in cheek, slightly insulting or downright devastating alternative names that those acronyms could represent! Fuckin ingenious or wot?

To start us off, here's one I prepared earlier to give all you thick fuckers an idea of what I'm on about:

E.g. FUBAR - 'Frenulum Undone By Anal Rutting'


If we're not careful, it might even turn into a bit of faahkin' ban'aaah!!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Hey Bob, how about 'Bum Fodder?'


Or even, 'Bottom Felcher' ..

 

[Raasyvibe]

Due to the fact i'm a sad wanker with nothing going on in my futile existence,

The only part of the thread i can take seriously

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Shut it 'Rectum Violater'

 

[Sadie]

What? You don't wanna play Raas?


@ FUBAR: NOICE!

 

[Raasyvibe]

Problem with this thread, is it only really works well with FUBAR's name, which is already an acronym ready to be made fun of.

Shut it 'Rectum Violater'

Fantasizes Utterly Brutal Arse Raping

 

[steewith2ees]

'Stephen - Take ecstasy! - everything will indefinately turn heroin 2 excessive endeavours'

8)

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

'Stephen - Take ecstasy! - everything will indefinately turn heroin 2 excessive endeavours'

8)

Nice one Stee, you've now taken this 'popular' game to a level I hadn't considered - I.e. any username can be an acronym! The possibilities are infinite and might even result in this thread reaching 10 fuckin posts

 

[Jackal]

Jude - Jumped Up Dickhead Emeritus.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Jude - Jumped Up Dickhead Emeritus.

Hey Jude, (corny or wot?) You've made the 10th post. Now we're cooking!!

For you I propose 'Jungle Uber Druggy Expatriot'.

@Raas - seems like you've discovered my Anal fixation...

 

[Raasyvibe]

Fucking Unbelievably Brutal Arse Rapist.


That's better.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Fucking Unbelievably Brutal Arse Rapist.


That's better.

Heh, not bad for our Resident Arse Activist Sodomite Yet Virgin, Into Bottom Entry..

 

[Shambles]

Really Annoying Arsehole Seeks Young Virgin Into Buggery Etc

Can we switch the thread purely to Raasy acronyms?

 

[Raasyvibe]

Really Annoying Arsehole Seeks Young Virgin Into Buggery Etc

Can we switch the thread purely to Raasy acronyms?

Selling Heroin Abundantly, May Buy Lunch Every Saturday.

Rather Active Anus Sniffer, yo. Very Into Brown Eyes.

Bottom Felcher.


Hey I'm getting good at this.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Biaatch

Called a bottom felcher twice in one thread! I've never felched a bottom in my life I tell yee

You've never lived pal

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Shambles - :So How Are My Beautiful Ladies Entertained Sexually?'

Hang on, not enuff bumsex.

Wot about: 'Secretly Having A Male Bum Licking Experience Sadie'

 

[Shambles]

Whatwhatwhat?!? How do you know these things, Frequently Undresses Bishops And Rapes?

 

[Jackal]

Shambles.

Soporific heinous arachnid milker brings lsd every Saturday.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Sadie:

Sex And Drugs Is Everything

 

[Sadie]

Thanks Fabulous, Unique, beautiful, attractive RWOAR!!!

Oh wait, Aren't these supposed to be insults? Gimmie a bit to think of something. I'm needing to get my skates on and head to the shop. No time for thinky thinky!