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Friends with benefits?

IF X=Y THEN end ELSEIF GOTO #input_function) ENDIF

Oh rangrz, I have to tell you that this would get you bitch slapped in the real world. Extra CPU cycles and all that. You would do:

if x!= y then
function()
endif

I love you and I know you appreciate a girl who can hang in science. ;)
 
because i probably need several female FWB's

Well, then perhaps a computer at 11:30 on a Friday night is not the ideal place to be.

Oh rangrz, I have to tell you that this would get you bitch slapped in the real world. Extra CPU cycles and all that. You would do:

if x!= y then
function()
endif

I love you and I know you appreciate a girl who can hang in science.

Your code is tight and would indeed appear to reduce the number of discreet operations. I like that. ;)
(But the ! as "not equal to" always confuses me, I am use to ! as the factorization sign and =/= as not equal to..i.e. such that 4!=4x3x2x1=24)
 
I liked the other FWB thread better. It mentioned rules that you should stick by:

- Only get together for sex. Afterwards, friend leaves or you leave. Hanging around for extended periods could get awkward.

- Do not prepare meals for or eat friend's dinners no matter how tempting. The chicken, greens and chick peas might make you pass gas.

- Don't let friend sleep over or roam about your home. This is where it can get fuzzy, especially where alcohol or drugs are consumed.
 
I liked the other FWB thread better. It mentioned rules that you should stick by:

- Only get together for sex. Afterwards, friend leaves or you leave. Hanging around for extended periods could get awkward.

- Do not prepare meals for or eat friend's dinners no matter how tempting. The chicken, greens and chick peas might make you pass gas.

- Don't let friend sleep over or roam about your home. This is where it can get fuzzy, especially where alcohol or drugs are consumed.

Yes, imagine the horrors of
-hanging out with your FRIEND. Indeed, it's so awkward to drive around in Sophies SL 65 AMG listening to dubstep, or going to an art thingy with Ms.G Absolutely brutal I tell you!...wait, I'd find the inverse more awkward
-Eating with your friend, imagine that! That's just plain weird.
-Having your friend sleep over or move about your house unescorted. Such things are dangerous. They should spend the minimum time required, and any movements around the facility should be escorted, as if they are a prisoner. Would not want your friend to think that they are, um, your friend now!
 
Ha, funny I come across this thread. Had my first bad FWB, I still can't figure out why but I have feelings for this chick who is the opposite of what I like in girls ie no class, drunken useless root. Ended in oh your moving soon, lets be friends. Before this she was all over me like crazy, zzzz.

ugh. good example of why i don't have casual sex anymore. you never know what kinds of fucked up things someone who doesn't really care for you is thinking about you, all while having access to your vagina? not hot.
 
Rangrz, I was being sarcastic. Calm down bro because I love the chicken and the dickin.
 
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