I've had a ridiculous weekend. Mental party on Sat all day in the pubs, party at night down my mates swish as fuck flat, 4 boys and at least 8 gorgeous women. Got fucking rattled into my mate DJ'ing, ket, mxe, flake coke and see through MDMA! Pulled some absolute stunner, blue eyes, smoking body, rosie cheeks and red lips.....Ah yum! Got too messy though, couldn't physically stand up in the morning and was being a complete and utter top of the range roaster, think that's why she's not speaking to me..Annoying as she has my bank card and pass port! Sunday all the lads got torn into more cocaine and vodka. Got barred for throwing a bagel off Maccy D's window and hurling abuse at some idiot who doesn't like me, lol.
Today I have consoled myself by humping the exercise followed by a few pints and chatting up some fresh off the boat tallent. Hahaha somebody say YAAAAASSSSSSS?????