Rabbit
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When I was a teenager there were these two openly gay brothers in my town. My parents hated them because one of them was a scam artist. He'd do stuff like come around taking up "donations" for some church or children's sports team. In reality he was just trying to scam you out of some cash so he could go buy some crack to smoke. His name was Jackie and I got in trouble multiple times when I still lived at home because he's scammed my Grandparents a couple of times over the years so my Dad hated his ass. But Jackie always had the hook up on the cheap pharma opioids, benzos and everything else you'd ever want. He also liked to randomly show up asking for rides into town in exchange for free drugs. So suffice to say I was okay taking the risk of helping him out for some free opioids if I thought I could get away with it without Dad finding out.
Jackie had a brother named Greg. Greg was cooler than Jackie because he didn't steal. Greg also somehow had access to some crazy pills all of the time and would regularly show up at the hang out spot and hand them out for free. He refused to accept money for them. I got to try some cool stuff over the years because he gave it to me for free. You had to trust him though because half the time you couldn't find any information about the pills he was handing you on the internet or in reference books. He'd give us shit to try then 6 months-years later you might start seeing them prescribed by actual doctors. I guess he had some source working at a factory or the gay dudes just have the hook up like that. Who knows.
After a couple of years of him being so nice to us with the free drugs we finally figured out that he was hoping to get some sex in exchange for them. But he never tried to take advantage of anyone that I can remember. Most of the time he wouldn't even hang around for more than 10-15 minutes. He'd just show up, hand out free drugs then hop in his car to go to the skating rink or bath house. Greg was a cool dude.
One night in particular we were hanging out at my friend's house. Which was the hang out spot that regularly had a large group there every night smoking pot and drinking. Friend was the weed man (and gun man, and everything else man) and my best friend was his roommate at the time. Greg showed up that night and my best friend asked him if he had any pills. Since he wanted to get fucked up in addition to getting high I guess. Greg said sure I have some pills step outside to my car and I'll hook you up.
My best friend was gone for a long time. Long enough that we were starting to wonder wtf was taking so long.
He finally comes back inside and he looks......sad. He won't look anyone in the eye and we can tell he's got something bothering him on his mind. Someone finally speaks up: "What happened? He didn't have any pills?"
My best friend responds: "He had a bag full of pills but he wouldn't let me buy any of them. He said if I let him suck my dick he'd give me all the pills I wanted for free".
We burst out laughing at this because it's funny as fuck. The opposite of what you'd expect, right? My best friend is upset that we're laughing at him and says something to the effect that we're a bunch of assholes. His roommate says: "Why are you angry? He wanted to suck your dick and give you free drugs. That's a friend!"
My best friend retired to his room and we didn't see him for a few hours after that. We spent the rest of the night laughing pretty hard about the entire situation.
Greg is the ultimate friend I guess. Although, I probably wouldn't have let him suck my dick either.
Greg died not long after this happened from an overdose. Jackie is still alive and kicking but he's in very bad shape lately. He ended up becoming homeless once his parents died back in the 2010s. Squatted their old house for awhile until the bank kicked him out and demolished it. He'd screwed so many people over in the town over the years that he was forced to move out of town after that because no one would take him in. Last time I interacted with him was around 2014 or so. I gave him a ride a few towns over and he slid me a bottle of oxycodone and xanax for my trouble. Last I heard he's in really bad shape because he went hard on the crack after his parents died. He always loved his crack but when he was taking care of his parents he kept his smoking in check and limited it to after 9pm every day. After they were gone he didn't have anything preventing him from smoking all day every day. I slid him a couple of $20s now and again so he could buy some rocks. But I never let him talk me into riding over to pick any up because I already got wise to the crack heads and their tricks by the time I found out he was smoking rock.
So my question to BL: If someone offered you free drugs in exchange for allowing them to suck your dick would you take them up on the offer? I probably wouldn't. But then again I'm not into dudes. I still laugh about that night because it just doesn't seem right. Totally backwards from what you'd expect.
I still poke fun at my friend for not taking Greg up on the offer.
Jackie had a brother named Greg. Greg was cooler than Jackie because he didn't steal. Greg also somehow had access to some crazy pills all of the time and would regularly show up at the hang out spot and hand them out for free. He refused to accept money for them. I got to try some cool stuff over the years because he gave it to me for free. You had to trust him though because half the time you couldn't find any information about the pills he was handing you on the internet or in reference books. He'd give us shit to try then 6 months-years later you might start seeing them prescribed by actual doctors. I guess he had some source working at a factory or the gay dudes just have the hook up like that. Who knows.
After a couple of years of him being so nice to us with the free drugs we finally figured out that he was hoping to get some sex in exchange for them. But he never tried to take advantage of anyone that I can remember. Most of the time he wouldn't even hang around for more than 10-15 minutes. He'd just show up, hand out free drugs then hop in his car to go to the skating rink or bath house. Greg was a cool dude.
One night in particular we were hanging out at my friend's house. Which was the hang out spot that regularly had a large group there every night smoking pot and drinking. Friend was the weed man (and gun man, and everything else man) and my best friend was his roommate at the time. Greg showed up that night and my best friend asked him if he had any pills. Since he wanted to get fucked up in addition to getting high I guess. Greg said sure I have some pills step outside to my car and I'll hook you up.
My best friend was gone for a long time. Long enough that we were starting to wonder wtf was taking so long.
He finally comes back inside and he looks......sad. He won't look anyone in the eye and we can tell he's got something bothering him on his mind. Someone finally speaks up: "What happened? He didn't have any pills?"
My best friend responds: "He had a bag full of pills but he wouldn't let me buy any of them. He said if I let him suck my dick he'd give me all the pills I wanted for free".
We burst out laughing at this because it's funny as fuck. The opposite of what you'd expect, right? My best friend is upset that we're laughing at him and says something to the effect that we're a bunch of assholes. His roommate says: "Why are you angry? He wanted to suck your dick and give you free drugs. That's a friend!"
My best friend retired to his room and we didn't see him for a few hours after that. We spent the rest of the night laughing pretty hard about the entire situation.
Greg is the ultimate friend I guess. Although, I probably wouldn't have let him suck my dick either.
Greg died not long after this happened from an overdose. Jackie is still alive and kicking but he's in very bad shape lately. He ended up becoming homeless once his parents died back in the 2010s. Squatted their old house for awhile until the bank kicked him out and demolished it. He'd screwed so many people over in the town over the years that he was forced to move out of town after that because no one would take him in. Last time I interacted with him was around 2014 or so. I gave him a ride a few towns over and he slid me a bottle of oxycodone and xanax for my trouble. Last I heard he's in really bad shape because he went hard on the crack after his parents died. He always loved his crack but when he was taking care of his parents he kept his smoking in check and limited it to after 9pm every day. After they were gone he didn't have anything preventing him from smoking all day every day. I slid him a couple of $20s now and again so he could buy some rocks. But I never let him talk me into riding over to pick any up because I already got wise to the crack heads and their tricks by the time I found out he was smoking rock.
So my question to BL: If someone offered you free drugs in exchange for allowing them to suck your dick would you take them up on the offer? I probably wouldn't. But then again I'm not into dudes. I still laugh about that night because it just doesn't seem right. Totally backwards from what you'd expect.
I still poke fun at my friend for not taking Greg up on the offer.
