Fred Durst

[punch e punch]

Fred Durst is a dick
He writes shitty lyrics
His latest piece of shit
got me in hysterics
Nobody knows what it's like to be Fred Durst
The worst kind of person to be packin' a fat purse
But he can curse and say
"Shut the fuck up!" when he's mad
and get sad when the crowd leaves him for another fad
Fred Durst is the worst at the blurst of times
Even when the band rehearse and he writes new rhymes
Sometimes I wanna take a gun and go see Limp Bizkit
cos if Fred Durst hurts then I'm the one to fix it
Nobody knows what it's like, y'know Fred
Nobody knows what it's like to be dead
Whatchya said, Fred? Maybe I just don't understand
But if the Bizkit's Limp then get it out of your hand
And if you're such a whimp, then just get out of the band
A millionaire gimp? Nah Fred, we just don't understand.

 

[neverwas]

But if the Bizkit's Limp then get it out of your hand

i bet thats not the only limp thing hes held in his hand to many times

you have to much time on your hands to be writting bout fred durst hun lmao. but still a funny one to read

 

[Raz]

hehehe....I had to read this cause back in my foolish youth I used to have a massive crush on Fred Durst. But yes,he is a dick.

Isn't that song an old The Who cover though? Or am I tripping?

Either way, funny stuff

 

[beanpoophead]

^^^

man me too!

in grade eight the coolest was to walk down the street singing break stuff

 

[E-girl]

haha this was classic!

 

[Fatt]

Classic,
Stupid Durst.