Freakshow Ho-Down

[Squirt]

I hear it every day, all the time, wherever I go:
“Oh my god, what is her deal?”
“Those pants are retarded.”
“She’s got short hair – she must be gay.”
“What’s up with the handkerchief? She looks like a cancer patient.”
“I never see her out. Does she have a life?"
“She never speaks up in class.”
“She really doesn’t belong here.”
“She looks like she’s twelve!”
“God, could she be any louder?”
“Has she even hit puberty yet?”
“Have you heard that shit she listens to?”
“I heard she sleeps around.”
“I heard she hides drugs in those pants.”
“I heard… I heard… I heard…”
Always what they heard, and not what they know.
Always what they see, and not what they learn.
I am "Squirt."
I listen to electronic music.
I go to raves.
I do drugs responsibly.
I value my relationships and friendships with people.
I value my happiness.
I value rationality and making sense.
I value fairness very much.
I value loyalty very much.
I value learning.
I love my home.
I love my parents.
I love ice cream and cream cheese and cheese fries and fried chicken.
I love Mozart.
I love Beethoven.
I love Chopin.
I love Tchaikovsky.
I love Alice in Chains.
I love all kinds of music.
I love theatre.
I love french.
I love playing piano.
I am not a good student.
I have too much energy for my own good.
I love my big pants.
I love my do-rags.
I love being loud.
I love hugs.
I love my friends.
I love being straight.
I love most people.
I like looking like I’m twelve, dammit.
I like acting like it too, once in a while.
I am Squirt, and I am a freak.
Welcome to my freakshow.
Frankly, I don't care whether you enjoy it or not, and
I don't care whether you understand it or not.
Cause it's MY freakshow.
If you don't like it, make your own.

 

[EkittieX]

Cool

 

[Mr. Sticky]

I think 12 year olds are purdy.

Squirt, the unabashed affirmation of oneself is one of the most liberating things I think we, as humans, can do. A big Sticky thumbs up for being who you are, and most importantly, being okay with it.

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We're all just monkeys with liquor and guns. -- synchro23
"Don't be fooled...she doesn't know what she really wants..." -- anon

 

[Crow]

Squirt is cool

 

[bluegirl]

i really love this squirt - it's so empowering!!! i was feeling really shit and little today (ha, yeah - so i look like i'm 12 too but that's not what i meant) and this really made me feel good
you rock girl
bk

 

[Dagny]

YAY for Squirt! This is awesome girl... I love it.

 

[EbowTheLetter]

Squirt is simply wonderful, I say

 

[Noodle]

More power to you girl.
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"...the freaks come out."

 

[Gamecat]

Squirt you rock house! You are the bomb, even more so now that I know you like cheese fries! Do you know how hard it is to find a girl that likes cheese fries??? Please tell me you dig cheese wiz... if you say yes... I think I'll be in love hahaha

 

[ice-9]

squirtle is all that and a bag of cheese-fries.

 

[Mr. Sticky]

Sheik Fro Doe Hound?
Sorry sorry...not trying to be an ass...just high and bein' silly.

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We're all just monkeys with liquor and guns. -- synchro23
"Don't be fooled...she doesn't know what she really wants..." -- anon

 

[cand-E bamber]

a *big thumbs* up from the bamber :0) & whoever doesnt love their big pants should be taken out back, humped, & shot.
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"Most ravers are either high-tech holograms created by evil promoters to make it look like there's a lot of people at the party, or Satan in one of his many disguises."

 

[Mellabopper]

squirt - GREAT work, hun! and i know most of those things in the first stanza or so are most likely thought about me also, and probably many of the people on this board. it definitely lets us relate

oh yeah, and have i told you lately that i love you? hee hee
Mella-loves-squirt-bopper

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animals are for petting!
"does anyone know where we are? because i think i dont have a clue"
"damn the man, save the empire!" - empire records
Corruption is key.

 

[MiNiMoWs]

<---- advances from kicking herself to smashing her head against a cinderblock wall for not meeting Squirt.
baby, you are such a joy!

 

[SupaGlowBug]

You are the bomb!!

 

[libertyman323]

i know what you mean, man
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~brendan
AIM: raypeee
email: [email protected]
"be as you are"

 

[Squirt]

last night reminded me of something i forgot...
I don't take shit from anybody.