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Bluelighter
Haha, I was sitting on the grass, rolling a spliff at a festival once. Stood up, lit up and we went to see a band forgetting about the bag of ganja. When I went back for it, it obviously wasn't there, but the girls sitting in front of me had a bag right next to them - they'd just rolled a spliff, now they were standing up to go watch a band, leaving their weed behind.
"Forgetting something?" I said as I admired the quality of their weed. I laughed and told them that I did the same thing before and they were thankful enough to give me a handful of the stuff. We ended up spending the night together, watching bands and sharing pills.
Good times.
Nice one. I once spent 45 minutes trying to help this really wasted guy find his campsite at a poorly organised sprawling festival in the bush - he had said his mate had a heap of weed and I could have some if I'd help him find where he was camped. I had no weed and like helping people so this seemed win-win to me. We failed but he was very thankful for my efforts all the same. Cut to several hours later when I was absolutely gacked out of my gourd at the main stage, and this same dude comes running out of the crowd at me with a cigarette box full of weed. He had been looking for me all evening because he was so grateful I expended so much energy trying to help a stranger. I ended up seeing him again the next day when we were both on acid and we had a fine old time rolling around in the dirt. I gave him my leopard print snuggie before he disappeared into the night.
TL;DR help people get drugs