F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Now I've never been particularly politically minded. I have only exercised my vote three times in my 37 years as an adult.
The first time was when I was 18 and did it for the novelty value only. I voted Conservative - nor because I had any fuckin idea what that meant, but simply because that's what my parents had voted for all their lives.
After what seemed like a lifetime of Thatcher rule, I vowed never to vote again.
Until the EU referendum - I voted remain.
Then May called a general election. So not wanting to make the same mistake I'd made as an 18 year old, I voted Labour.
Now here we fuckin are again - and I'm stumped.
The Tories are out of the question. There's no way I'm voting for a bunch of lying bastard self serving elitist cunts.
Similarly, Labour just seem to be totally incompetent fuckwits (looks like Diane Abbott's been doing the sums again with their manifesto promises...)
So what do I do to make my vote count for the best whilst shoving my fist up Johnson's arse?
Any advice greatly received...
The first time was when I was 18 and did it for the novelty value only. I voted Conservative - nor because I had any fuckin idea what that meant, but simply because that's what my parents had voted for all their lives.
After what seemed like a lifetime of Thatcher rule, I vowed never to vote again.
Until the EU referendum - I voted remain.
Then May called a general election. So not wanting to make the same mistake I'd made as an 18 year old, I voted Labour.
Now here we fuckin are again - and I'm stumped.
The Tories are out of the question. There's no way I'm voting for a bunch of lying bastard self serving elitist cunts.
Similarly, Labour just seem to be totally incompetent fuckwits (looks like Diane Abbott's been doing the sums again with their manifesto promises...)
So what do I do to make my vote count for the best whilst shoving my fist up Johnson's arse?
Any advice greatly received...