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For the stoners

I'd like to shift the focus of this thread just a nudge. Thought I might put a little on each of the buring devces that one may use in the process of using a bong.
BIC (Or similar) lighter:
Probably the most common lighting impliment and most easily found. I have found that the mini bic is actually easier to use than the full size version. I find the chance of accidental burning with the full size version to be greater.
The only real problem with this type of lighter is the that if smoking in the great outdoors any wind may cause the user some frustration.
Electric butane lighters:
These are the bomb as they are completely wind proof. The also have th added advantage of burning completely green and a little moist mull. Disadvatage is that they make the smoke real hot so my advice is to always use a double chamber minimum when using these lighters.
Matches:
You have to be desperate for these suckers to come out. THey are usless in the wind, you have little control and time and most importantly they make the draw vback taste like sulfur.
 
Nice one Airwalk!
Zippo lighter: a little hard to direct the flame, but if you like the taste of kerosene these are for you!
Car cigarette lighter: Definitely only for joints, and sometimes hard to use even then. Trying to light a cone with a car cigarette lighter is the action of a desperate, desperate person (SWIM* says that you have to haystack the cone really hard pressed, heat up that car lighter until it's glowing nearly white hot and virtually hold the lighter on until you're finished - otherwise parts of the mix will stick to the lighter and you'll pull the burning coal out of the cone into your lap).
It's so annoying to be out of flame. Butane gas jet lighters rock, and you can get em at some $2 shops.
BigTrancer :)
* SWIM = someone who isn't me... no really...
 
LOL BT, been there and I bet most have. Lighting a spliff of a electric oven has pretty much the same effect. Yes i have tried it but was desperate as Iwas to stoned to go down the shops, but I'm sure you guys understand.
 
Heh, i remember the stage when me and my mates all started using jet lighters (butane ones). Like mini blow torches.
I dunno why we used em, i hate using em now. I remember once a more inexperienced smoker using it and the force of the flame blew the brew right out of the conepiece and on to the grass below, quite the humourous incident.
Tips for lighting cones with jettys - hold it as side on as possible, so u light the top of the cone then suck the flame down as you go. If you point the jetty directly down onto the cone u risk igniting the whole cone at once which may result in it being sucked through way to fast.
Bics are the way to go, nicely smolder the cone and enjoy it as u slowly pull it thru. Zippos SUCK for lighting bills, the flame is so fucking willy nilly and if u hold the lighter so the flame is pointing down, it just burns up towards where your fingers are. SHITE!
Anyone have any preferences in conepieces? The trusty cone, the bowl or my personal favourite the scoop coney. As in it is coiled and has a little handle on it. Fucking brilliant for mobile billys as u gotta pack from your satty, not as necessary if u just got a bowl with all ure chop in sitting at home or somethin.
Adikkal
 
Man i love this thread, gives me a nice warm fuzzy feeling....hehehe
Okay dudes, need to burn a nifty hole for your bong?
Soldering iron, quick and easy and airtight.
I do all my best bong making work with the soldering iron, hehehe and we got it for my Dad one Father's Day and the thing has never ever been used for anything other than bong making!! :D
I must agree that weed dont make you hungry, it just makes everything taste fucking awesome. When i get the munchies i eat all the shit that i wouldnt usually eat first, and then hit the junk food. (Got to think of the figure!)
Oi! And let's hear it for the good ol Dutchie eh??
Arrrrr, i love this thread....
Stone on brothers and sisters!!! :D
 
I wouldn't go so hard on the car cigarette lighters. They can be used for a vapouriser effect. Just hold it on top of the coney or slightly above it.
Candles are another option if you're really desperate, that's if you're at home and have a stove to light it with. You get wax fumes though, tastes blurk.
I take it we're all McGyver smokers, cus it sounds like it from reading. Stoners get so creative if they have no smoking device, there's ALWAYS another way.
 
I think Denis Leary said it best:
That's the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is.
You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints.
And then bongs came out and bongs were ok too, but then bongs weren't good enough for some people.
"Neeehhhhhh!"
Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything.
Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit?
Come in one day and find your friend going,
"Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head!
Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit!
Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle.
"Put the pot in!"
[motor starting]
Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!"
What was the problem with just smoking a joint, eating a couple of Twinkies, and going to sleep?
Was that a problem?
They say marijuana leads to other drugs. No it doesn't, it leads to fucking carpentry.
That's the problem, folks. People getting high going,
"Wow man, this box would make an excellent bong!
This guy's head would make an excellent bong!
Relax!
That's why I stopped doing drugs in the first place.
Not because I didn't like 'em, but because I didn't want to build anything, ok?
BigTrancer :)
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Ahh the sign of a true stoner..... the ones who have passed Advanced Bong Making 101. They cannot even look at a water holding vessel without thinking.... "gee I could make a mad billy out of that!" :)
 
lol BT. I was just listening to that on Denis Leary's album :)
 
It has to be shown:
THE MAC BONG
ibong_f.jpg

From wired.com news archive
BigTrancer :)
 
AAaah, car lighters. Ask a normal smoker for the trick to these ;)
The trick to car lighters is to repeatedly and quickly touch the car lighter to the material to be burnt, instead of holding it to it. Once perfected, this will remove the problem of stickage (woohoo! new word too!), resulting in a better, problem free drag :)
 
Hahahah, fucking woo to the mac bong!
Thats classic.
Its true, the whole "there's always another way"
I once tried to stop myself smoking at home after work by throwing away my bong (only plastic but still, i figured i couldnt be botherd makign a new one)
Instead, i get home from work, sneak out and start hacking at the hose with a knife as i couldnt find scissors. After acquiring a bottle i now needed a conepiece and realised we were all out of alfoil. So i tried to use some from an aluminium can. Turned out the hose was a bitch and had these stupid groove things on the inside therefore wasnt airtight. Out came the blu-tack.
Harsh, pulled thru terribly, but hey, i got bent :)
Adikkal
 
man this is the best. i still want to hear a real story about a bong macguiver who makes a bong out of an avacado, snorkle and an ice pick. gotta love that movie half baked :)
 
Have you ever been 15, you and your friends put all the church change together to get $20.30, spend all the money on dope and a phonecall to get the dope, been out the back shed with your mates, chopping up and realising that no-one has a lighter. You're all broke so you cant buy one. All you have is 2 matches and one ciggie. Then out comes the 'there's gotta be a way' so you figure out that you can light the ciggie with one of the matches and use the ciggie to brew with. It worked, tasted horrible but we all made sure never to be in that situation again.
P.S MAD THREAD LMFAO
 
The most dodgy smoking device would have to be the "toilet roll pipe". I used this once many years when there was NOTHING in the house to use...no cans, no papers...nadda. Instructions are as follows.
The Poor Mans Toilet Roll Pipe
You'll need:
1 x toilet roll
2 x sheets toilet paper
1 x piece aluminium foil
1 x blob bluetack
2 x hair tie/scrunchie, elastic band.
1. Make cone out of aluminium foil
2. Poke hole into one end of toilet roll, about
1/2 inch from end. Make large enough for cone to fit.
3. Fit cone into hole, and fill in gaps with bluetack.
4. Place toilet paper over both ends of the toilet roll.
5 use either elastic bands, hair scrunchies or tie to secure in place.
6. Fill cone with ganja.
7. Place mouth at end of roll (furtherest from cone)
8. Smoke till your heart's content :)
***NB: If you are really stuck and don't have 2 scrunchies or bands, you are able to get away with one at the mouth end (this eliminates ash in your mouth). You just cover the other end with the palm of your hand...you'll need to get someone to light the cone, as both of your hands will be in use.
hehe... :)
 
Yo can someone help me post a wordpaint pic of BONGZILLA??
Getting stoned is cool man.
Dont let 'the man' tell you otherwise.
 
Yo can someone help me post a wordpaint pic of BONGZILLA??
Getting stoned is cool man.
Dont let 'the man' tell you otherwise.
 
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