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For the stoners part 2

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I went round to a friends place once to discover that him and his sister each had a bucket bong next to their beds... his bucket was blue, hers pink.
Maybe you had to be there...
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im more into the chocolate myself to cure the munchies...YYUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
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THE BONGHEADS TOP TEN RULES OF ETTIQUTTE!!!
1. Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Never! This is the definitive rule to live by!
2. If someone is so stoned that they blow into the bowl and blow all the shit on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the person can't smoke on the next round (unless it was their stuff) .
3. NEVER, and I repeat NEVER take a shot of bong water, not even on a dare. It tastes like complete ass and you will more than likely puke from it.
4. If you're a pot "virgin" or a light weight, let the fact be known. No one likes getting thrown up on or having a passed out stranger on their hands due to unexperienced toking.
5. Dont jack anyone's lighter
6. If your animal likes a good buzz, it's all good, but don't leave your stash out where they can get at it. If they eat it, and get very high, they do dumb & uncoordinated things (like falling down a whole flight of stairs, resulting in a broken wrist and herniated vertebrae).
7. Don't ever fuck up the rotation. This could cause someone to lose their hit. You would not want to be skipped, so why would someone else want to?
8. ALWAYS CLEAN YOUR PLATE (finish your bong loads, everybody deserves a fresh hit).
9. In the middle of session whether it be joint or other, never decide to tell a story when it is passed to you instead of hitting it. This is called story toking.
10. NEVER NEVER NEVER! Show or tell anyone about what you are growing in the backyard!
and just one more for good luck...........
Remember always, i mean always, "smoke a fat one for all the unfortunate."
;) stay high!
 
Sinntress: Its those types of rules which make me glad I dont smoke bongs... ;)
smoking with potheads and smoking with non-potheads are two COMPLETELY different things...
Some rules bongheads should keep in mind...
1: When someone is rolling a joint, dont count the cones. Its rude and it makes you look greedy.
2: If you've invited a non-bong smoker over for a smoke, and he refuses a bong, don't get skirty. Not everyone likes bongs.
3: If its not your gear, don't go on about how much better your dealer's weed is.
3: When smoking bongs at other people's houses, at least offer to clean some plates or take the rubbish out after you've cleaned out your mate's mix and eaten all their food.
4: Wash occasionally ;)
5: If you're expecting guests who don't smoke, put the bong away and open the windows. Although the sun will temporarily blind you, your guests will have the benifit of clean, hygenic air.
anymore? ...
 
Me again ;) I found this at Erowid, and fixed up some of the spelling errors and the like.
Smoking Etiquette
The unchecked version
1. The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hits...
2. If someone rolls a nice joint, it’s good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills...
3. If someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse that it’s okay for him to bogart it since it's his weed, this is definitely not cool. The punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he put in. (if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person and rag on him :-)
4. If someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or the person is just a retard :-) then they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. --this does NOT mean the person who lights gets free hits... this privilege tends to get abused ("hey lemme light it for you...")
5. if someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the bowl and blow all the shit on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the person cant smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)
6. If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat some munchy food you may have lying around. Don’t be cheap with you food if you have food...
7. If someone who has smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some. (Dry mouth is not fun)
8. Converse of (7): if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp
9. If smoking from a bong or a joint, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet. It’s disgusting and it messed up the joint.
10. If you’re smoking from a bong and these not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person. (Don’t let go of the rush hold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)
11. Never bogart
12. Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good! If you don't like it, don't smoke it!
13. If a friend gets you high sometime in the future, you need to get that friend high
14. Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Never!
15. Phrased in the form of a narrative:
OK. My buddy and I are sitting around smoking the weed that I just scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few moderate puffs, I pass it on. The sounds that follow can only be described as vacuum-like. After a couple of huge, lung-busting tokes, the guy passes back the remnants of something that could have, at some point, been a joint. If it's not completely "canoed", then it's absolutely soaked. I not so subtly drop that old Cheech & Chong line "Hey man, can I wring it out for you?" He just looks at me.
16. I have noticed the following: After smoking-up, the odd "crass-monkey" will actually eat the stained, disgusting roach. This must be because they want that "extra bit" of oil, resin, or whatever is left on the paper. This situation can be compared to the patron of a good restaurant picking up his "as good as empty" plate and licking off the remaining morsels of food. Sure, he got that little pool of gravy, but was it really worth it?
17. If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff.
18. It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying that person of its possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be 'Here ya go...I think it might be cashed.
19. The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first hit. It doesn't matter whose bowl it is.
20. Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a little annoying.
21. The person who brought the bud picks the music.
22. When using a bong, don't slobber all over it.
23. Again, when using a bong, DO NOT blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.
24. NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING them to catch you a buzz. Of course, there are exceptions to this rule...
25. If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water back in it!)
Originally archived by the Hyperreal Drug Archives. Hosted by Erowid as of Oct, 1999.
Last Modified - Tue, Oct 31, 2000
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_culture12.shtml
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"Puff Puff...GIIIVE! Puff Puff...GIIIVE!...your fuckin up the rotation..."
-Smoky to Craig in "Friday"...and our number 1 rule of joint etiquette. hehe ;)
 
@ Peakotronic
HHAHAHAHHAHAH
gold :D
Yeah, half the fun of marijuana is the rituals that go with getting stoned i think :D
 
That last list of rules made me think of something. What is everyones choice of music while they're having a smoke? for me and my mates is chillout music, it's the best.
If Food and music is better while you're trashed, what else is better?
 
best music to listen to while smoking would have to be some hip hop/rap such as dr dre, eminem, nwa, etc
And ALL FOOD (well most)is the best (not just better)when you are high
Also, i think playing on a puter/surfing on the net is heaps better when u r stoned.......
Funny movies such as Idle Hands, Jay and Silent Bob, Mallrats, Clerks, Friday, Next Friday.........are all calssics when bent.......
And this is kinda wierd but i love being stoned outta my brain and then catching a bus somewhere.....told ya it was wierd.....
Stay High -
 
The new Renaissance CD is pretty wicked to listen to while wacked.
...and jelly, ya gotta have jelly and icecream!
 
BT, you summed it up perfectly.
Everything is better. Food, music, computer games, and even, “shock horror”, Big Brother!
It’s all good!
 
Can we please bring the discussion here back to choof and choof-smoking apparatus. Thread such as surveys on your favourite foods, musics, and other personal preferences should be placed in Social.
If there's nothing else to say, then just let the thread go - we need not keep bumping it just to have a higher post count.
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BigTrancer :)
 
Thats some nice looking weed BT
Last night i went to a buddies house, and hes plants ae purple? Now their gworn outdoors so i dont know whther it will be a good smoke or not
Have you guys had thiis before?
Can you tell me a bit about it pwease? ;)
Stay high
 
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