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gearfiend

gearfiend

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as many of you may know, smoking someone up for the first time is usually quite enjoyable. i was wondering what any people who have done this did when they smoke someone up for the first time? some things ive found to be very fun for both people are:

-food (obviously)
-music (also fairly obvious)
-jumping (incredible experience, i dont hear of people doing it much)
-record a video when they start getting high (never heard of this, VERY fun. watch it when they are coming down, always very funny. ive just done it with people's iphones)

anyone else got stuff to add or corroborate with the above?
 
I have been a couple people's first exposure to weed. Usually its better to use a blunt or joint because they are more prone to dropping / not hitting a piece right.
 
shimazu said:
I have been a couple people's first exposure to weed. Usually its better to use a blunt or joint because they are more prone to dropping / not hitting a piece right.
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People can still not hit a joint/blunt correctly as well.

I'd start with an edible; it'll give them a real feel for what the experience is going to be like, and they really can't fuck it up unless they can't eat food (in which case how are they alive?).
 
I hate smoking with people who've never smoked before. More often than not, they just start to annoy me with their questions and realizations.

Really, though, when it happens I just treat it as a regular session. I think that might be why I get annoyed, actually.... to me, it's just another blunt, but to them it's a brand new experience that they're normally pretty ignorant of and they act like it. Nothing inherently wrong with that, but it does annoy me.
 
Jibult said:
I hate smoking with people who've never smoked before. More often than not, they just start to annoy me with their questions and realizations.

Really, though, when it happens I just treat it as a regular session. I think that might be why I get annoyed, actually.... to me, it's just another blunt, but to them it's a brand new experience that they're normally pretty ignorant of and they act like it. Nothing inherently wrong with that, but it does annoy me.
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huh. for me, its always very fun to share the experience and to revel in the feeling. it feels stronger if i smoke with someone for the first time because i enjoy sort of mentoring them through the experience, and we both benefit. although i have only done this with people i knew for a while beforehand, so that may be a contributing factor. i can certainly understand why it might irritate you though.

shimazu: i like using a piece for people's first time for a few reasons. one, i have a cheap ass piece made out of brass pipe for $8 at home depot, so i dont give a fuck if someone drops it. also, if the person hasn't smoked a cigarette before (one of the people i smoked up for the first time had never smoked anything) then a joint or blunt will not work well because the person most likely inhales the smoke into their mouth, exhales, and think they will get high. this is the reason why many people claim to not feel anything the first time (or consecutive times) they smoke weed. if you inhale it right, it WILL work. also, i suck at rolling joints OR blunts (ive tried both, but honestly a piece is easier and less wasteful). if you carefully explain how to hit the piece right and show them with the first hit, its no problem unless your smoking with a total retard.

Captain.Heroin: the reason i dont like to start people on edibles is because too often they get WAAAAY too high and dont like the experience. i smoked someone up for the first time who had never smoked anything before and couldn't handle smoke very well. my solution was to make a water pipe/bong out of a gatorade bottle, specifically show her exactly how to hit it, and she had no problem because i used ice water, which cooled the smoke significantly. she got very high, but she loved it. my first time i smoked half a bowl and got waaaaay too high. i saw shit for 10 minutes, got the most potent psychedelic effects ever, etc. i didnt like it till i came down to a reasonable level at which point i really enjoyed the experience... edibles would have made me even higher than that, and the dose cannot be titrated easily. with smoking, you let them take a few hits, see where they are at in a few minutes, then they either are way too high to smoke again or they dont feel much and you pack another bowl. much easier than waiting an hour-hour and a half to redose...

these are opinions btw. i appreciate the input guys :D
 
My first experience was at my boyfriends party, we had a few people over sitting out side and my boyfriend asked if I wanted to try some, So he kissed me with the smoke for the 1st time, and then I took my own toke, and just sat quietly listening to the music observing everyone.
 
dude my friend told me the best way to properly inhale in 10th grade you take a hit than act like a cop just saw you do it

"huuuuuuh"

you know what im sayin?

or he may have said act like your grandmother saw you i forget tbh, it worked obviously
 
When ever I smoke up its always like the first time XD. Im always giggity and say stupid shit, the fuck do I care im in the company of my friends and were pretty open about our thoughts.
 
shimazu said:
Usually its better to use a blunt or joint because they are more prone to dropping / not hitting a piece right.
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Got my gf to hit a bong for her first time and as long as you just show them how to do it and maybe hold the lighter for them it works fine.

Trust me if my gf can hit a bong anyone can.
 
Chesh said:
Got my gf to hit a bong for her first time and as long as you just show them how to do it and maybe hold the lighter for them it works fine.

Trust me if my gf can hit a bong anyone can.
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Bongs are easy; you can hold onto it for them.

Bowls are more difficult because you expect someone to be able to hold it properly.

The very first time I had a bong, my friend broke the male slide. He gave me $ to replace it (he had been smoking longer than me and it was a total accident) which was nice of him, I always respect people who replace what they break. Someone had earlier broken his entire bong and they did not replace it, so I always held them in high regards for doing that because he was a truly upstanding guy.
 
When I haze someone for the first time I just give them a few hits from a pipe. Blunts and joints I think are a little harsh for a non-smoker, and bong rips would just get them too high.
 
Dr. Rabid said:
When I haze someone for the first time I just give them a few hits from a pipe. Blunts and joints I think are a little harsh for a non-smoker, and bong rips would just get them too high.
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I disagree with this. If you put the same amount in a bong that you were going to give them in a pipe and let them do little hits, it'll be better for a first timer because the smoke is smoother so they won't cough before it even gets into their lungs and it's still a small amount that won't get them too high.
 
Chesh said:
I disagree with this. If you put the same amount in a bong that you were going to give them in a pipe and let them do little hits, it'll be better for a first timer because the smoke is smoother so they won't cough before it even gets into their lungs and it's still a small amount that won't get them too high.
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Well sure, but it seems like a waste of time to use a bong for little hits. Plus a bong usually necessitates that one inhale harder, which could make it hard for a n00b to control the size of their hit. Plus, let's face it, when you're really new to hazing a bong can seem kinda intimidating.
 
YouTube videos are awesome when stoned. Show him the whitest kids u know skit called happier, mouths open. Everyone finds that shit funny as fuck
 
Dr. Rabid said:
Well sure, but it seems like a waste of time to use a bong for little hits. Plus a bong usually necessitates that one inhale harder, which could make it hard for a n00b to control the size of their hit. Plus, let's face it, when you're really new to hazing a bong can seem kinda intimidating.
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This is all I'll use a bong for now days. The size of the hit is controlled by how much bud you pack in the bowl. The goal is to dust it in one hit, but the catch is that you only packed a small amount.
 
^ I laughed out loud. Cashing personal snaps. I don't pack a whole bowl though, just enough to get a nice hit and enjoy the cooling effects of the bong. I don't use the bong to bust my lungs these days.
 
gearfiend said:
-jumping (incredible experience, i dont hear of people doing it much)
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jumping? base jumping? trampolining? just jumping up and down?
gearfiend said:
-record a video when they start getting high (never heard of this, VERY fun. watch it when they are coming down, always very funny. ive just done it with people's iphones)
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i find that this always disappoints. it's never as funny later on as it was at the time and, often, it's just uncomfortable to watch.

i've found most success with either watching thought-provoking movies (baraka-type stuff, or inception-type stuff) works well or, much better, being outside on a beach, in a forest, in the desert, etc. especially at night when the sky is clear so the night sky is full of stars...

alasdair
 
I have seen only once where someone had an ill effect from the first time they smoked out, (and had many pleasant experiences with first timers) but has anyone else ever seen something like this... this was several years ago, and after sharing between 3 people a a cigarette thickness J, maybe 1.5 g of some mids, nothing special, the individual started freaking out and hallucinating, saying that they kept seeing a demon coming out of the shadow in the corner of the room, and began praying to the holy mother to protect him from evil and crying (he was catholic, Hispanic, with no experience with any kind of drug or alcohol. He also spoke very little English, and I don't speak Spanish, so I never did find out completely what he was saying, besides that which our mutual friend had translated) after about 20 minutes he had calmed down and said he would never do that again... this wasn't anything high grade, normal run of the mill mids... This was probably at least 10-15 years ago, so that is all the details I can remember, but after that I never treated a first timer, and have never heard of that kind of reaction anywhere before that or after... I thought they were putting me on for a joke, but he had real fear in his eyes, and the friend of mine would have told me later if it was...

anyone else ever see this?

The funnest time treating a virgin was a Japanese girl (I lived in the international dorms in college, and had the pleasure of meeting people from all over the world, if you can't travel the world, I highly recommend this experience) I can't explain why it was so great, but it was awesome, and almost like getting high myself for the first time with her... The pure joy she had from smoking for the first time was contagious and was a pleasure to the 5 of us who were there at the time...

-OcO-
 
OriginalCrazyone said:
I have seen only once where someone had an ill effect from the first time they smoked out, (and had many pleasant experiences with first timers) but has anyone else ever seen something like this...
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this kid smoked some really nice bubblegum we had a while back and shortly after started violently puking on and off for atleast an hr straight. his name was ben and i felt kinda bad for him

theres a courtyard at my college where all the smokers gather and smoke their butts and occasionally smoke other shit. this girl smoked some spice with this kid who doesnt get high often at all, and i kno hes prescribed xanax and i dk what else, but shortly after they smoked his eyes rolled in the back of his head, he was leaned back on the bench and started puking all over himself, making all these weird grunts and noises and was jerking his limbs uncontrollably. meanwhile everyones just staring and walking away while this kid is potentially choking on his own vomit. im not a snitch but u cud tell this kid needed some serious help so i went to the public safety desk and said they needed to help someone in the courtyard.

then the cops and ambulance showed up and started asking if he was on any meds or had taken any drugs that day and all he kept screaming was "JUST SHOOT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. PLEASE, JUST SOMEONE SHOOT ME" like screaming, over and over. that shit was pretty fuckin intense. they took him away and im pretty sure he doesnt remember much of anything of that incident. poor kid
 
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