Football, acid, wanking

[THECATINTHEHAT]

Which is your favourite?

 

[Josh]

Well football is never going to beat the other two for me. Difficult to choose between acid and wanking though, they both have their place. I've certainly done more wanking than acid, but that's because you can use a wank to fill a boring few minutes wherever you are, whereas acid requires a bit more planning.

 

[Albion]

Wanking off to football on acid.

/Thread

 

[Bearlove]

Wanking off to football on acid hoping Albion is doing it at the same time / thread

 

[masaz]

Acid, wanking, football. All three might be interesting but maybe a bit much.

 

[*dharmabum*]

I'm more comfortable talking about football at the barbers/work etc.....

 

[joe90]

Coming down off acid wank when I was about 18 was real dirty. Constant paranoia of a parent walking into my bedroom ! Crazy furious masturbation tinged with dirty paranoia
Ahh the good ole days

 

[parttime crackhead]

Is this a 'spot the liar' thread?

Anyone who doesn't answer wanking is talking utter shite.

 

[spudgun]

Wanking off over a premiership footballer - just to give a potential (if not actual) rapist an idea of what it's like to be a vulnerable teenage girl caught in a hotel room with a bunch of creeps. Doing it whilst tripping would be the icing on the cake.

 

[Hangover]

Wanking to footballers on acid

 

[swampdragon]

If I had to choose between the two (ignoring football, obviously..), acid.

Anyone who doesn't answer wanking is talking utter shite.

Eh, but you can always find someone to do the wanking for you. If the options were "football, acid, orgasms" then that's different.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Wanking is rubbish when someone else is doing it.

 

[Bella Figura]

If it was a case of still being able to take other psyches besides acid - I'd go for wanking. If not - I'd go for acid and train my mind through various intensive 12 hour trips to ejaculate on fractal fetish alone.