First two words v. Three for the money

[JackiePeyton]

Old Hickory

 

[Kittycat5]

Rich mahagony

 

[JackiePeyton]

smooth cherry

 

[Kittycat5]

Flavored antacids

 

[Waffle Sock]

Aunt Acid
Uncle Sid

 

[herbavore]

drunken father

 

[Kittycat5]

Catholic priest

 

[Waffle Sock]

Gym teacher

 

[herbavore]

shady neighbor

 

[Waffle Sock]

Softball coach

 

[JackiePeyton]

joint roach

 

[Kittycat5]

Tendon spider

 

[JackiePeyton]

huh wut?

 

[Kittycat5]

Joint roach

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Leg ant

 

[Waffle Sock]

Butt worm

 

[JackiePeyton]

not mine

 

[Waffle Sock]

Diamond mine

 

[JackiePeyton]

real fur

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

real animal