First two words that comes to mind after reading words posted above you..

[Waffle Sock]

luscious lips

 

[MrCookiE]

Boob job

 

[Waffle Sock]

butt implants

 

[MrCookiE]

Sweet cheeks

 

[Waffle Sock]

sugary candy

 

[neversickanymore]

felony rings

 

[MrCookiE]

Escort service

 

[Kittycat5]

Expensive whores

 

[Waffle Sock]

are overrated

 

[neversickanymore]

The Patriots

 

[Kittycat5]

Alisdair bans

 

[Waffle Sock]

daredevil dance

 

[MrCookiE]

Disco biscuit

 

[neversickanymore]

adult pacifiers

 

[Waffle Sock]

granny diapers

 

[MrCookiE]

Mobility scooter

 

[Waffle Sock]

Nurse button

 

[MrCookiE]

Witch doctor

 

[Waffle Sock]

voodoo priest

 

[MrCookiE]

Bush mechanic