first two words that come to mind after reading the two words posted above you v. 2

[Waffle Sock]

Refuse ambulance

 

[The Doc.]

Hard headed

 

[Waffle Sock]

Bow legged

 

[MrCookiE]

Wonky donkey

 

[Kittycat5]

Bingo wings

 

[MrCookiE]

^lol

Boob job

 

[Waffle Sock]

Ass injections

 

[Kittycat5]

Kim Kardashian

 

[Waffle Sock]

Facial surgery

 

[Kittycat5]

Nose job

 

[MrCookiE]

Leather skin

 

[Waffle Sock]

Leather face

 

[Kittycat5]

Chainsaw massacre

 

[Waffle Sock]

Teens slaughtered

 

[MrCookiE]

True story

 

[Kittycat5]

Always lies

 

[Waffle Sock]

False story

 

[MrCookiE]

Mumbo jumbo

 

[Kittycat5]

Politician speaking

 

[Waffle Sock]

Limber bimbo