First Plant just showin off and maybe lookin for constructive critiques

[PtahTek]

Gotta sack a while back and at the end there were like 12 seed... looked very immature but put em in some soil with a (for now) outdoor plant. One came up. Transplanted to a cup and gonna try to basically bonsai the mf.
It strong and looks decent enough. Gonna let it be until the 12/12 cycle. I want to cut above the third node but may wait on the fourth just to make sure the third is healthy enough for the circumcision.

Pretty sure its a female...?

 

[PtahTek]

damn didnt think there would be no comments. maybb erryone high like me. fuckin days are zoomin past like a mf. no time forda bullshit. yep

anyway maybe i chronicle this experiment. and usage with that same usb grow light i got years ago. obv i gotta keep it short and compact so researchin a lot on this as well as global bs. feel like im gettin obsessed or already am. wtf....
this is 3-4 weeks tops. not sure if this is "normal" as its my first ever "successful" grow - if it come to that. when i tried as a yungin (growing) it without fail passed too soon. maybe helicoptering. ha if its a female it would be 10x harder for me to kick her to da curb.

even has an aroma and its a dank y odor and my current weed is citrus. makes a mf go hmmmmmm...................................................................

 

[Egzoset]

Salutations,

...gonna try to basically bonsai...

Its cotyledon appears to have gone relatively high, causing the stalk to remain thin while elongating. Next time it would help to plan ahead, for example, if properly located, one might want to check with SunCalc (www.suncalc.org/) how many sunlight hours to expect at a given time of the season. If that's no option to give it an economic start then my bet is to think of 6000+ °K CFLs, as their spectrum promotes low cotyledons, but that's going to cost hundreds of Watts in only a matter of weeks. Even before its flowering period.

...looks decent...

M'well, its top leaves show saturated green.

...may wait on the fourth just to make sure the third is healthy enough for the circumcision.

Anthropomorphism ain't no familiar department to me.

Pretty sure its a female...

Hummm... If it had initiated the sexing period then i suppose it's reasonable to expect flowers of any type or both. So lets wait to get worried.

...didnt think there would be no comments.

Everyone doesn't carry the internet in their pocket.

...gettin obsessed or already am...

My advice, if still wanted, would be to develop parallel aspects of this fine hobby: like to get a tripod on which to mount your snapshot device, because its such an eye opener! That way, it will become a lot easier to obtain photographs worth comforting remembrance, since half the fun isn't just about the buzz at smoke time (when everything works fine)... Give it a thought, especially if one possible scenario includes a chronicle.

...usb grow light...

Oh well, USB-C with Power Delivery 3.1 extends the power range to 48 Volts × 5 Amperes = 240 Watts... Which is no ordinary situation. How about lighting a cathedral with a candle??

...has an aroma...

Indeed, that's one of the aspects mentioned previsouly: such appreciation comes with quite a bonus. Enjoy those days while they last.

Good day, have fun!!

 

[PtahTek]

Everyone doesn't carry the internet in their pocket.

glad to hear at least one other doesnt.

M'well, its top leaves show saturated green.

whatchutalkinbout, willis? nah, what corrects this if anything at this point?

Its cotyledon appears to have gone relatively high, causing the stalk to remain thin while elongating.

yeah i really didnt expect anything to pop up. had to transplant and bring it inside which i could tell shocked it. alas it has no south facing windows for mornings. needs to planted deeper in a dedicated pot for it i feel but too late for that. as stated shoulda planned ahead but, yeah....

Salutations

hey, thanks for the input ill go searchin for terms im not yet familiar with.
my best
peace and 1

oh, imma say it.
u canada? man, fuck trump no one i know is onboard with that bs and i talk all isles of the spectrum. we love you guys and he wont get away with this bs. tryin to rename the world trump does that not fuckin define narcissism...? lulz

 

[PtahTek]

for reasons discrete this is all there will be. i have about two inches tops left for height. good luck little buddy. started with one light cause it had just come up maybe three days. put both on a few days ago and it helps i think. idk.
i also think the stem is thin as it was basically a surface sprout before the transplant. abain, idk. its strong, though. di shake it around when i mist it and it holds great.
just misted

 

[PtahTek]

so after a bit of research (more) i decided to pull the plant down and grow laterally - maybe making twists here and there for light exposure. we will see.
mf is growing i do hope its a she or hermaph at least.
this shot is from a different perspective so not a lot to see. just chronicle.

 

[PtahTek]

so yeah i thought about it, felt the struggle since birth and decided maybe tethering it would only cause more harm at this point.
had to do something....
so i arranged it thus:

has about two to three inches before topping out.
just gonna let it do what it does but will have to top it at some point.
waiting on signs of go but can maybe decarb for cbd if its male? more research cause idk
hopefully this years christmas tree lulz

 

[PtahTek]

alas i hate to report that regardless of sex, healthiness (or lack thereof), possible gummy dense buds - dreammin lol - and the trichomes ffs it already smells amazing (to me) couldnt imagine bulbous actual trichomes if they were to exist.

in a state of perceived lucidity (~5.mg bnz) i weighed risk/reward. did the research and in PA it is a felony to posses a (1) hemp plant. yep. call it what ya will. even with weed card. gotta pay of course and its not for the feint at heart;also can carry up to five yrs imprisonment. not worth it for me and mines so it had to be rid of. sadly and mournfully i did so but at least we know that the usb growlight i obtained years ago actual do promote weed growth. to what extent? not a fuckin clue.....



yall hang in there, yeah?
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[Egzoset]

You were not prepared, so that's a good decision to quit before the aggravation escalates. It's about flux, even 4 grapes of 40 lamps circling the plant between its branches ain't no solution to contemplate in practice, not just because of the cost, besides the fire hazard, but on top of a physical impossibility there's the lack of ventilation, accumulated humidity and heat, etc. Whatever the trick those LEDs create a barrier, unless you switch to mushrooms perhaps...