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Film: You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Rate this movie.

  • [img]http://i.bluelight.ru/g//543/1star.gif[/img]

    Votes: 6 50.0%
  • [img]http://i.bluelight.ru/g//543/2stars.gif[/img]

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • [img]http://i.bluelight.ru/g//543/3stars.gif[/img]

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • [img]http://i.bluelight.ru/g//543/4stars.gif[/img]

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • [img]http://i.bluelight.ru/g//543/5stars.gif[/img]

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    12
I know nothing about the movie save that Sandler plays a Sayeretnik and likes Hummus. I like Sandler usually, aside from that Chanukkah cartoon with the bald little man. With Jam's glowing review though, I will have to absolutely see it although I might have difficulty getting it here (Philippines).


Out of curiosity Jam, what did you find degrading? A dance?
 
Rogue Robot said:
i found it funny, as well, but my humor tends to differ from others, so...

would i buy it? no. would i watch it again? why not?

Agreed!
I find this funny the way i found, say, Soul Plane fucking funny.
Geez..it's just a movie8)

Rach...I'm pretty sure you can find a DVD of this in a cebuano mall!
 
mariacallas said:
Geez..it's just a movie8)
It seems many people mixed up my negative review with the offence I took.

Even if the movie was about martians and venusians, I simply found it to be embarrassingly bad (as in, I was thinking "I hope no one knows I'm watching this") just like every other sandler movie I've seen, but a bit worse.

I love the fact that almost everyone who said they find it funny were stoned when they watched it!

I usually never make this statement but this IS one movie which I could do better than ;).
 
atrocious "film"

this movie was terrible. i accidentally gave it two stars. fuck!!!! here's my review in a nutshell:

don't mess w/ the zohan is a middle eastern chunk of shit in a basket a woman with a rag on her head would carry back to the hut and let it ferment for six days before she & the rest of the family huffed it to get high cuz they somehow ran out of hashish and heroin. :p

Adam sandler...what the hell happened to that guy?
 
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