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Film: The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift

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s: lucas black, SONNY CHIBA

Poor boy rich girl rich boy boys race boys crash rich let go poor in trouble poor boy goes to japan pretty people all extras dancing gangsta boy pretty girl boys race new style poor boy learn style boys race finish

I would not be surprised if the script to this was written as above. There is no more to it than that. Seriously, you can predict the whole movie from the title alone. There is no such thing as spoiling this film.

It's not all bad. The silly roller coaster ride on the backs of cg cars doing the ridiculous is entertaining on a strange moronic level. The pleasant surprise of seeing the streetfighter himself, mr hattori hanzo, Sonny Chiba added much strength to the half dozen lines he delivers. I saw the credit JJ Sonny Chiba and thought some young punk stole his fuckin name!

Ignore the asinine story, the entire cast of extras constantly dancing, the ludicrous driving (around traffic in constant slides despite completely open lanes), and focus on the sheer sillyness of it all, and come out with a smirk. A specific scene where the racers approach an overpopulated intersection made me literally laugh out loud.

A drink or six before might also help. ;)

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I had a couple of hours to kill and chose this over the da vinci code despite not having seen the second film.
 
This reminds me of Torque....the Asian version. And with cars. Lol. I'll be sure to catch it on someone else's DVD player ;)
Oh, and great marketing ploy.





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I haven't seen a single one of the series from start to finish. Maybe it's because too many young invincible kids in my city have splashed themselves across the highway trying to imitate this Hollywood bollocks.
 
Haven't seen the film and nor do I want to. But Lucas black was the one who played that little kid (Caleb Temple) in American Gothic. It seems strange to see him all grown up now.Just thought I'd throw that in.

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Against my better judgement, I decided to capitulate to another's wishes to watch this trash.

I have to say, it is absolutely fucking dreadful. Bad acting, stupid story, lame concept. The most powerful performance came from the cars... but, of course, that's the whole point of the film. Big, shiny, metal dicks.

Having said all that, I went into the film resenting the fact that I'd been coerced into watching it. :D
 
<<I have to say, it is absolutely fucking dreadful. Bad acting, stupid story, lame concept. The most powerful performance came from the cars... but, of course, that's the whole point of the film. Big, shiny, metal dicks.>>

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ROFL. :D

Preach it!
 
is it true that there is a very notable cameo in this movie? does said cameo drop any classic cheeseball lines?
 
When you see a pile of dog shit lying on the sidewalk, you don't really have to bend yourself at the waist and sniff it in order to confirm that it is in fact a fetid pile of dog shit.

Really.
 
i had a choice between shit and rottin vomit. I went for the shit.
and i'd been drinking.

drugs are bad ;)
 
Sn2.ru said:
[U]When you see a pile of dog shit lying on the sidewalk, you don't really have to bend yourself at the waist and sniff it in order to confirm that it is in fact a fetid pile of dog shit.

Really
[/U]
.

it sucks
:o
 
I liked the first one, and kinda liked the sequel, but I dunno if I even wanna see this one....
 
Sn2.ru said:
When you see a pile of dog shit lying on the sidewalk, you don't really have to bend yourself at the waist and sniff it in order to confirm that it is in fact a fetid pile of dog shit.

Really.
indeed. then complain you want compensated for the time you spent sniffing it!

i'm a firm believer in seeing for myself but you can tell some movies are going to be turds from a mile away :)

alasdair
 
Awful movie.

But I knew that before I went to see it.

Somehow misjudged the time for the Pixar movie "Cars" and got it confused with this... I was with a couple of people and got outvoted...

So this was the second prize...

"well it is also about cars...."

Learn from my mistake. Do something better with 90minutes. Go for a walk. Throw a frisbee. Rent a worthwhile DVD. Bake some muffins. Fall down a flight of stairs... then get up and do it again.

Do anything else. Anything else at all.

Viewing this should be on the absolute bottom of the list of priorities in life.

:D
 
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