Film: Mr & Mrs Smith

[MaDMAn_Project]

Film; Mr & Mrs Smith

Mr & Mrs Smith stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie undoubtedly the hottest actors in Hollywood. Mr & Mrs Smith follows the story of 2 deep cover operatives who unbeknownst to each other are working the same mark.

Cue action sequences and special effects interwoven with hot eye candy. I felt it went a little soft in some places but definitely entertaining and worth watching.

 

[linusSL]

i had found myself a little less attracted than usual to Angelina Jolie in a few of her lastest movies. But she clearly looks like the hottest chick on the planet in this movie. No wonder Brad bailed on Jen after this flick.

Note to all wifes & s/o's of actors, no movies with AJ

Movie doesn't look all that bad either, may go and see it on a half price Tuesday or something.

 

[psychetool]

Looks badass, i'm a sucker for action comedy.

 

[Shnouzerpuff]

It looks like a lot of fun.

I can imagine at a brainstorm meeting the various execs discussing it over fat lines of coke...

"it will be like True Lies... only forget Arnold. Yeah fuck that steroid motherfucker. Get some sex appeal happening. Get..... get... Orlando Bloom? No. No we need something special..."

"How about Brad Pitt?"

"Brad Pitt as a special agent? Brilliant! *snort* aaaargh... ah. Yeah Fucking brilliant! But the men want to see something too...Jolie. That Amanda Jolie girl!"

"er... Angelina?!"

"Yes fuck whatever the name of that sassy Voight bitch is. I want her in my goddamn movie. There will be explosions and People Magazines hottest male and female actors - Call their agents! We got a movie to make!!"

"....and we need more coke..."

"Yes!!! And more coke!!!"

 

[wanderlust]

mr. and Mrs. Smith

poll

 

[wanderlust]

ha, funny stuff shnouzerpuff

 

[linusSL]

if i ever produce a movie shnouzerpuff must be the production assistant.

 

[xena]

all i have to say is... i love angelina, and she looks really hot in the previews. i can't wait to see this one.

 

[kryalkastleE]

i really really want to see this

 

[drEaMtiMe*@#]

the film in itself looks shit, so i can pretty much guarantee that i won't be seeing it at the movies. but i'll probably still rent it out when it comes out on video. if for no other reason than the fact that brad pitt and angelina jolie a possibly two of the hottest people on the earth, and watching them getting it on would be absolute incredibleness. hehe :D %)

 

[obsolete]

I love brad pitt

 

[Sideways_Falling]

they gave away the main plot in the previews. they show all these clips of them fighting each other then BAM they show one with their backs to each other shooting at other people. so they fight each other, they make up, they fight the evil of the world. looks lame.

 

[Shnouzerpuff]

^^ yeah that is what kinda annoyed me.

You just know at the end there will be some kind of reference to "Average Joe at home with wifey" style comment...

Like Brad Pitt loading his gun as he is about to leave on another mission and saying "Just ducking out to the office honey..."

And Angelina will be there saying "call if you are going to be late, I have put on a roast for dinner"

then a "bad guy" will jump through the window... Mr and Mrs smith will look at each other

"I love you honey"

"I love you too..."

Then as they leap to action with guns at the ready the rock music starts, just as the screen freezes, fades to black and the credits roll.


or maybe not.

 

[onetwothreefour]

^^^ you would write really good bad movies, shnouz

 

[Shnouzerpuff]

Thanks!

(really!)

:D

 

[MaDMAn_Project]

Oh no! Not another Hollywood formula film, it's Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie FFS Fight Club meets Tomb Raider.

It's not their fault modern writers lack the vision and clarity of thought of say... Shnouzerpuff.

 

[Pounding_Grooves]

i would watch doug liman direct traffic, so im looking forward to this

 

[xena]

this came out last night... i'm slacking. i think this is the first angelina movie i missed opening night in a few years. sigh. anyway, who saw it? reviews?

 

[drEaMtiMe*@#]

not worth it, even for the eye candy.

meh.

 

[psychetool]

I just want to gouge out the eyes of whoever gave this movie four stars. Are you insane ? I like brad and angelina just like anyone else, but this movie was just a steaming pile of shit. The only half redeeming scene was angelina cracking the whip in the black latex/leather dominatrix outfit. Fuck this movie. This is not action comedy, this is action/romance/gayshit.