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Female Orgasms

Hold on i read it wrong

Maybe because you know you didn't make her cum so she must have faked it? When you have control...
 
Mjäll said:
Yeah get proteinuremia so piss viscous then piss a little into her

Everyone knows this
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define everyone

what about proteinuria?

wouldn't you have to sample her urine to detect proteinuria? what in baby jesus name are you doing to women?
 
lol...

There's squeeze, then there's rip your fingers off squeeze. Followed by all the other theatrics that ARE "When Harry Met Sally" types of faking, potentially. Ok, ok, THAT could be the fake stuff. But when you know you're being unselfish, and you've made things comfortable, and you've taken your time with foreplay, etc.... come on. How often is all that perfect lovemaking followed by a fake vice-grip contraction that women don't even know men are looking for in the first place?

That's my real point... how many men even know about the contraction part? Or look for it? I've had LOTS of locker-room talk in my life and guys puff their chests about how they had their lady screaming, ect. I've NEVER heard a guy talk about contractions. I'm sure a few dudes will chime in here and act like they know what I'm talking about, but you'd be the first ones I've ever heard talk about that.

So, if as a guy I don't feel like men understand this, surely women don't think we understand this too. Do women actually think men are looking for a contraction? Most of us are too stupid or selfishly caught up in the act to give a shit about that! Why bother faking that?

lol... so when you know you're being unselfish, and you stop because you feel like the evidence is coming, do women actually think: "Oh no! He's trying to feel for a contraction! I'd better rip one out!?!?"

It's possible? I suppose I can accept that. But it's also possible that I could contract my penis and toss some warm mayo down there to make future crappy lovers feel better. It never occurred to me to go through all that trouble.

lol... I was being serious with this thread but I do enjoy the humorous turn it's taken.
 
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Asparagus_Prince said:
lol...

There's squeeze, then there's rip your fingers off squeeze. Followed by all the other theatrics that ARE "When Harry Met Sally" types of faking, potentially. Ok, ok, THAT could be the fake stuff. But when you know you're being unselfish, and you've made things comfortable, and you've taken your time with foreplay, etc.... come on. How often is all that perfect lovemaking followed by a fake contraction that women don't even know men are looking for in the first place?

That's my real point... how many men even know about the contraction part? Or look for it? I've had LOTS of locker-room talk in my life and guys puff their chests about how they had their lady screaming, ect. I've NEVER heard a guy talk about contractions. I'm sure a few dudes will chime in here and act like they know what I'm talking about, but you'd be the first ones I've ever heard talk about that.

So, if as a guy I don't feel like men understand this, surely women don't think we understand this too. Do women actually think men are looking for a contraction? Most of us are too stupid or selfishly caught up in the act to give a shit about that! Why bother faking that?

lol... so when you know you're being unselfish, and you stop because you feel like the evidence is coming, do women actually think: "Oh no! He's trying to feel for a contraction! I'd better rip one out!?!?"

If I'm wrong then bless your little hearts. Women ARE more empathetic than men! It's kinda sweet. I'm going to start contracting my penis and tossing some warm mayo down there to make future crappy lovers feel better. It never occurred to me to go through all that trouble.

lol... I was being serious with this thread but I do enjoy the humorous turn it's taken.
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Honestly, we aren’t stupid… yes we know the guys who look out for these things because it’s obvious.

Anyway, just to say, it’s very easy to fake a female orgasm. Yes I could squeeze enough to “rip your finger off.” No, you probably wouldn’t know because I’m very good at faking and not embarrassing a guy who’s tried his best.

Not everyone has it. Thankfully my current bf does though, so….
 
MsDiz said:
Honestly, we aren’t stupid… yes we know the guys who look out for these things because it’s obvious.

Anyway, just to say, it’s very easy to fake a female orgasm. Yes I could squeeze enough to “rip your finger off.” No, you probably wouldn’t know because I’m very good at faking and not embarrassing a guy who’s tried his best.

Not everyone has it. Thankfully my current bf does though, so….
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but isn't it more fair to tell the guy he's doing a bad job?
I mean ofc manly pride and all that BS, but srsly, better to be told straight away, no?
some guys build upon these illusions so no feelings are hurt
why not
room for improvement? :)
 
December Flower said:
but isn't it more fair to tell the guy he's doing a bad job?
I mean ofc manly pride and all that BS, but srsly, better to be told straight away, no?
some guys build upon these illusions so no feelings are hurt
why not
room for improvement? :)
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Sometimes it’s not worth it. Usually a one night stand kinda thing. If I was in a relationship with a guy I’d probably want to educate him more but even then sometimes sex is really good, although orgasms are nice they aren’t the bee all and end all. Sometimes just having that intimacy is enough.

Maybe people need to move away more from making it all about the orgasm and make it more about a real connection that in itself is orgasmic.
 
MsDiz said:
Sometimes it’s not worth it. Usually a one night stand kinda thing. If I was in a relationship with a guy I’d probably want to educate him more but even then sometimes sex is really good, although orgasms are nice they aren’t the bee all and end all. Sometimes just having that intimacy is enough.

Maybe people need to move away more from making it all about the orgasm and make it more about a real connection that in itself is orgasmic.
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I'm not the chancellor of men here, but speaking personally I would most certainly appreciate advice for improvement
that might be perfectionism speaking, however

but i agree with you in general, it's not a race and the journey itself is very much worth it
 
MsDiz said:
MsDiz said:
Honestly, we aren’t stupid… yes we know the guys who look out for these things because it’s obvious.
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Ok, well serious question then. If you know a guy is looking out for it, do you consider that admirable? Like he cares? Or is it kinda creepy knowing that he's looking for that? Does it kinda ruin the moment?

Appreciate the feedback, but I don't believe you... ;) And I AM saying that teasingly/light-heartedly.
 
December Flower said:
I'm not the chancellor of men here, but speaking personally I would most certainly appreciate advice for improvement
that might be perfectionism speaking, however

but i agree with you in general, it's not a race and the journey itself is very much worth it
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At the end of the day, female orgasm is as much a mental game as it is physical. In order to succeed you need to find a connection that’s a bit deeper.
 
Asparagus_Prince said:
Ok, well serious question then. If you know a guy is looking out for it, do you consider that admirable? Like he cares? Or is it kinda creepy knowing that he's looking for that? Does it kinda ruin the moment?

Appreciate the feedback, but I don't believe you... ;) And I AM saying that teasingly/light-heartedly.
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Of course it’s admirable and like I’ve said, it’s not all about the orgasm.

It’s not creepy at all and it’s nice for a guy to want to please but again, it’s a bit deeper for a woman. Like my above comment shows, it’s mental as well, not just physical.

Also, women even have fancy devices now to work out their pelvic floor muscles. I have one (Elvie it’s called, have a Google 😜).
 
MsDiz said:
Maybe people need to move away more from making it all about the orgasm and make it more about a real connection that in itself is orgasmic.
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Agreed, but I am the author and wanted to bring up that specific thing.

But I really am old-school in some ways. A romantic. My 15 year old daughter says she wants to be a virgin forever, and I feel like the only father in the history of the world to ENCOURAGE his daughter to experience sex. For the right, emotional reasons
 
Asparagus_Prince said:
Agreed, but I am the author and wanted to bring up that specific thing.

But I really am old-school in some ways. A romantic. My 15 year old daughter says she wants to be a virgin forever, and I feel like the only father in the history of the world to ENCOURAGE his daughter to experience sex. For the right, emotional reasons
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I'm not going to get a moral high-horse and tell people they shouldn't go out and have fun. I've had fun, casual sex before like most people have. But it REALLY IS OVERRATED IMO. Too much of it and... I don't know, it's like you're cheating on your future partner that you're going to love.

I'd hate to deeply fall in love with a woman only to find out she's had 100 lovers compared to my... well, compared to my far lesser number.
 
Asparagus_Prince said:
I'm not going to get a moral high-horse and tell people they shouldn't go out and have fun. I've had fun, casual sex before like most people have. But it REALLY IS OVERRATED IMO. Too much of it and... I don't know, it's like you're cheating on your future partner that you're going to love.

I'd hate to deeply fall in love with a woman only to find out she's had 100 lovers compared to my... well, compared to my far lesser number.
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Sex is sex. That’s it. When you’re with someone you love it becomes something more but at its core it’s just another human biological function with some added benefits.

Having sex with 100 people does not diminish, in any way, a very crucial connection with a future love.
 
Asparagus_Prince said:
Agreed, but I am the author and wanted to bring up that specific thing.

But I really am old-school in some ways. A romantic. My 15 year old daughter says she wants to be a virgin forever, and I feel like the only father in the history of the world to ENCOURAGE his daughter to experience sex. For the right, emotional reasons
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break the cycle, rise above, focus on science
 
MsDiz said:
Sex is sex. That’s it. When you’re with someone you love it becomes something more but at its core it’s just another human biological function with some added benefits.

Having sex with 100 people does not diminish, in any way, a very crucial connection with a future love.
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I hear you. Agree to disagree
 
Asparagus_Prince said:
I hear you. Agree to disagree
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MsDiz said:
Sex is sex. That’s it. When you’re with someone you love it becomes something more but at its core it’s just another human biological function with some added benefits.

Having sex with 100 people does not diminish, in any way, a very crucial connection with a future love.
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Hey! You liked my responses instead of getting pissed off!

Cool! I'm trying to find the fist-bump emoji
 
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