Favourite song lyrics

[Sammy G]

"I wish your fucking mother could be here to see this"

 

[zombywoof]

Jumbo, go away
Jumbo, go away
Jumbo leave me alone
Get your head off my bone
I wanna go home
("I'm hungry... '')

Jumbo lighten up
Jumbo lighten up
Jumbo give me a break
Lighten up on my snake
That's all I can take
(Robbie take me to Creek Town!)

It seems I can't explain
The way I feel about you
You just don't understand
You're from Kalamazoo.. .
You got to realize
Our little romance deal
Will not materialize
Into a thing that you'd call REAL..
(I think I have worms. . .)

Jumbo gotta go
Jumbo better get back
Or your eye will get black
When I give you a smack (Boo-hoo-hoo. . .)

Jumbo don't you cry
Jumbo don't you cry
Jumbo this is good-bye
I ain't gonna lie
So wash up your pie
Wash up your pie
(There are three things that smell like fish!)
Wash up your pie
(One of them is fish...)
Wash up your pie
(The other two. . .)
Wash up your pie
(Are growing on you. . .)

 

[NightsEpiphany]

youre so very special

 

[zombywoof]

Sorry i guess that was a bit coarse and misogynistic

 

[NightsEpiphany]

that's ok

 

[zombywoof]

thank you

 

[NightsEpiphany]

don't mention it

 

[Sammy G]

You look like a fucking bat, you old slut

I really loathe vulgarity, so common

Your disgraceful cellulitus

You'll never be the same again

Fucking stereotype

 

[Kota]

Sweet lord I know
I hate this lonely life so
Lord I know
Time goes slow
I feel so alone
Sweet lord
Sweet lord is this my fate
To live my life in this state
Lord I pray
I long for a change
But it still remains
Sweet lord

 

[Sammy G]

If you'd name me a street then I'd name you a bar
And I'd walk right through Hell just to buy you a jar.

 

[NightsEpiphany]

'don't go changing'

 

[Sammy G]

He said "You are the highest apple in the tree."

 

[Sammy G]

The sounds from river keep telling me ever
That I should forget you, like I've never met you

Oh tell me their song love
Was never more wrong love
Say I belong love, to my Liverpool Lou

Oh Liverpool Lou, lovely Liverpool Lou
Why can't you behave just like other girls do?
Why must my poor heart keep following you?
Stay home and love me, my Liverpool Lou

 

[NightsEpiphany]

'you're a sand, you're a grass, you're own rubber bland, and just bi England. But she's mine.'

 

[Sprout]

'Oh fuck, I already came twice,
You ain't gonna make me cum,
I'm all out of gas, not so fast!
Argh! Your finger just went in my ass!
Oww that hurts, take it out now!
Oh, wait a minute, no, put it back in,
In, in, in! This don't mean I'm gay,
I don't like men, I like boobs,
Boobs, boobs, you see that gerbil?
Grab that tube'.


*ahem*

 

[Don Luigi]

Hah, I swore it was going to be Bloodhound Gang but t'was Shady.

 

[NightsEpiphany]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

 

[NightsEpiphany]

Ballroom Blitzzz

 

[NightsEpiphany]

not now love i'm ironing out the room.

But let lou choose where HE goes.

Ask him to take a bunch of flowers to his Ma.

ooh that sounds a bit dots sonn...

Mother I mean.

 

[NightsEpiphany]

Hah, I swore it was going to be Bloodhound Gang but t'was Shady.

bloodhound gang!!!!!!

and shes not slim.