Favourite Quotes - Part 2

[Fetish Jester]

WOO!
I got quoted!!
That will be $10, payable in drugs.

 

[Rosencavelier]

"Never trust a man WHO, when left alone in a room with a tea cosey, doesn't try it on." - Billy Connolly
"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
"There is nothing more depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge"
"As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit."
Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: "Can I call you a cab?
Police Chief: "Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker!"
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"Everybodies' favourite evil chicken, the cockatrice" - Interview about Neverwinter Nights expansion. (sub-quote: "and the much maligned kobold")
"Perception is the greater part of reality" - The Editor, West Coast Sentinel, Ceduna.

 

[DJ PornKing]

"Did you think that or did I?"
Elita One, on acid

 

[sinn man]

Now ^^that^^ one made me smile
and what was I about to say...? fuck!

 

[sonic_reality]

"Life's a garden, Dig It" Joe Dirt
"You can suck my dick and fucking like it" Korn - Faget
"Do you want to have a TASTY MUSHROOM" Infected Mushroom - Tasty Mushroom
"Let's all take some MESCALINE!"
and also my sig has my fav quotes of all.

 

[D.V.8]

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...cum again!" - Snatch
"You say i know fuck nothing, but i know fuck all!" - The wog boy

 

[crapdumwasteoftime]

"nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself" L. Wittgenstein.

 

[discurio]

"he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich" men at work - land down under
thats my australia day spirit so far

 

[bisKi]

One by Nietzche I read a while back, not in his exact words but somewhere along the lines of "madness is unusual in an individual but the norm in groups

 

[wazza]

^^

Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule
It used to be my old .sig for bluelight besides the crayon one:

We could learn a lot from crayons!
Some are SHARP, some are Pretty. Some are Dull, some have Weird names, and all are Different colors… BUT THEY ALL HAVE LEARNED TO LIVE IN THE SAME BOX!
[ 20 January 2003: Message edited by: wazza ]

 

[Rosencavelier]

One recovery morning, a friend had been talking non-stop for about ten minutes. He suddenly turns around and says "you're not listening, are you?". Another friend replies "the shut-the-fuck-up light has been flashing for 5 minutes". It was the first time we'd ever seen him speechless. :D