In a creative instance, you feel like you could redesign the world better then god himself.
- Creative Instances
I have never seen a wild thing, sorry for itself.
A small bird may drop, frozen dead from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself.
- 'Self Pity' D.H. Lawrence
... Are you suggesting Coconuts migrate?
- Monty Python
Lifes short and hard: like a body-building elf.
- Bloodhound Gang
Eat it? It took me six beers just to get up enough strength to fuck it!
- Anon
Time is the fire in which we burn...
- Shakespere
Jesus saves... Pases to Moses - he shoots - He scores!!
- Adz0r
No, the last thing they will be expecting would be for us to turn into ice-skating mongooses and dance the Belero...
- Rimmer (Red Dwarf)
Honk if your Jesus
- T-Shirt
I'd like to say I lost my cherry in the Spring and it was love...
But she was ugly, I was legless and I met her in the pub.
- Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson
Do you know what 'Nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent - personified in this case, by a horrible cunt... me.
- Brick-Top (Snatch)
I am the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kinda mood. You tell the angels in Heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as in the face of the man who killed you.
- Vincent Carcotia (True Romance)
I am your Nemisis Arnold Rimmer!!!
- Chicken Soup Machine (Red Dwarf)
I dont want to be a pie - I dont like gravy.
- Chicken Run
Give us a smile love, its the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Vertical Limit
Forever, eternal, always - words of sincerity that used without fulfilling the commitment, are lies...
- Anon
In that book, which is my memory...
On the first page, of the chapter that is the day - when I first met you, appear the words:
"Here beings a new Life"
- La' Vita Nuova 'The New Life'
I was hanging upside down from the overpass...
Waiting to discover something about the world.
- Monsters 'Something for Kate'
We had two bags of grass, Seventy five pellets of Mescalin, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of Cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers - downers - screamers - laughers.
Also a quart of Tequila, quart of Rum, case of Beer, pint of raw Ether, two dozen Amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip - but once you get locked into a serious drug collection - the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
When people think your dying they really listen to you instead of just ... - Tyler Durden
... instead of just waiting for their turn to speak? - Marla Singer
- Fight Club
I am insane... and you are my insanity.
- James Cole / Bruce Willis (12 Monkeys)
Carpe Canine - Seize the Dog!
- Anon
Remember, Security via obscurity does not work - nor will it ever.
- Anon
I write of the great eternal truth that binds together all man kind the whole world over - we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die.
- Marquis de Sade
Trying to touch her between the legs instead of her breasts was like asking for $1 and getting rejected. Then asking for $50,000
- John Cusack (Hi-Fidelity)
Techno is very white and has no feeling to it, whereas R&B, hip-hop and soul use real instruments and harmonies and shows off the talent!
- Unknown (www.bloodyfist.com)
<Taliana> 2 weeks break is mission enough
<BigTrancer> spoken like a true biscuit-head.
<waterskier> hsv_ss: Just cus you jacked up a car in northbridge and stole the rims doesnt mean your ss is hsv enhanced
<Wazza> I saw an 'Hour of Power' years ago, this midget who was armless, playing the guitar with his feet singing 'Jesus is my lord, I love him'
<Wazza> ... fuck I found it hilarious
Just think of milleniums fortified by aeons compounded by time without end... I have been around for that long.
It is only recently that your affairs - here.. have piqued my interest...
- Death (Meet Joe Black)
<ClevoUTE> You have two chances mate = none, and fuck all.
Sticker:
THROTTLE JOCKEY
Because Golf Courses should be Motorbike tracks.
C
DOS
C
DOS\RUN
RUN DOS RUN
- ph34r
And last but not least
<Ell> Shit man! I've gotta go - my cats trying to DJ!
[ 30 July 2002: Message edited by: Genasirus ]