Favourite Quotes And Sayings V3. I'm Serious, And Don't Call Me Shirley

[Eveleivibe]

You can pick your friends but not your family.

So fkn true

Evey

 

[Erikmen]

^ Indeed, perfect.

“All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I am train

 

[Shambles]

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

- Steven Wright

 

[Erikmen]

"If you learn how to value time, you will have enough. If you don’t value time, then you will suffer from the lack of time.”

 

[Erikmen]

“It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.”

 

[Erikmen]

“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.”

 

[consumer]

"Perhaps I should shoot you in the fucking head"

Hunter S Thompson

 

[Erikmen]

“The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.”

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

[BigG]

I'm a call up a couple of hard pipe hittin n*****s to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talking hillbilly boy? I ain't finished with you by a damn sight....

(Extra points if u can name the film )

 

[Don Luigi]

Too easy. You disappoint me, G. Tis' Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction. Very memorable quote

 

[BigG]

Bahh knew you would get it don!

Zeds dead baby..........zeds dead.....

 

[Don Luigi]

Well I am a hard pipe hitting nigga.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

My wallet actually has 'Bad Mother Fucker' embossed on it. I got it from a carboot sale for £4 years ago...

 

[Don Luigi]

My mate has the same wallet %)

 

[BigG]

Other great pulp fiction quotes....

I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit any day of the week....

If butch turns up in indo-China I want a nigga waitin in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass....

And my personal favorite..

Oh man I just shot Marvin in the face!!!!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

My mate has the same wallet %)

The cunt must have robbed me!!

 

[BigG]

Well I am a hard pipe hitting nigga.

It was ages before I realised he was refering to calling up a couple of crack heads.....I though it just meant people being hit with pipes haha!!

 

[strungout2010]

Love pulp fiction.
But the exchange between Christopher walken and Dennis hopper in the Sicilian scene from true romance takes some beating.