Favourite Quotes And Sayings V3. I'm Serious, And Don't Call Me Shirley

[F.U.B.A.R.]

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[Erikmen]

True happiness is... to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

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[Sadie]

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
- Dr. Seuss

 

[consumer]

I used to get constipated a lot until i began inserting watermelons into my rectum. Now i can do shits the size of an average family sedan with no problems at all. I recommend watermelon therapy for anyone experiencing blockage of the pooper

This man knows what he is talking about kids..

 

[Mysterie]

No thought has any power. You have power. And when you
identify and believe in the thought you give power to the thought.

 

[Erikmen]

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”

 

[koneko]

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”

I like that Erik. Too many when given an ounce of power become arseholes... It is an ego failing.

This is my quote for today:

"Hope is not a strategy"

 

[koneko]

Loads of really inspiring quotes in yhis thread.

"Don't get all drunk and fall asleep"
"Why"
"'Cos I'll jack off on your face"

To add a positive spin to that quote BobF, I will comment that that facial "cum" does have beneficial moisturising qualities to an older face haha




Hope needs a plan and actions for it to happen!

 

[Erikmen]

 

[Commix]

'They don't think it be how it is, but it do.'

 

[koneko]

This is very true.

Especially pertinent when your instinct tells you early on not to trust someone and evidence consistently tells you that's true! Regarless of how much you want it to be the case..


"Listen to your instincts, more often that not they are right"

 

[Erikmen]

Thanks Koneco. Nice quote about instincts!

"Trust your instincts, and make judgements on what your heart tells you. The heart will not betray you.”

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

less hours more money is always good!

qft

 

[consumer]

Nothing makes me happier than a big hard cock in my mouth and a battery powered watermelon stretching my rectum

Tell us something we dont know..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Tell us something we dont know..

I've totally lost track of which posts you're misquoting now...

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I've totally lost track of which posts you're misquoting now...

There's a little clicky button on the quote to go to the claimed source.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

There's a little clicky button on the quote to go to the claimed source.

Bugger me, so there is.. I blame my screen size..

 

[Don Luigi]

I never noticed it before either. This is my 10th year on the forum and I'm still only finding out about certain mechanics. I've heard a rumour that one can, apparently, avail of something called a 'search engine'. As a Luddite, I would refuse to use such a device.

 

[Erikmen]

“May Light always surround you;
Hope kindle and rebound you.
May your Hurts turn to Healing;
Your Heart embrace Feeling.
May Wounds become Wisdom;
Every Kindness a Prism.
May Laughter infect you;
Your Passion resurrect you.
May Goodness inspire
your Deepest Desires.
Through all that you Reach For,
May your arms Never Tire.”