Favourite Quotes And Sayings V3. I'm Serious, And Don't Call Me Shirley

[F.U.B.A.R.]

"That Edison, he's a right cunt!"

Nikola Tesla

 

[consumer]

"That Consumer, he's a right cunt!"

FUBAR

Thats nnot very nice...but you are right

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Thats nnot very nice...but you are right

I see you have been lured into my lair at last... Don't look behind you.

 

[consumer]

I see you have been lured into my lair at last... Don't look behind you.

Just trying to fix your shitter mate. What the hell have you been eating?

 

[Smoky]

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[F.U.B.A.R.]

Just trying to fix your shitter mate. What the hell have you been eating?

You know what they say:

"What goes up must come down (and get stuck in yer U bend)"

 

[Erikmen]

“Instinct is a marvelous thing. It can neither be explained nor ignored.”

 

[Erikmen]

“No. Don't give up hope just yet. It's the last thing to go. When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when all is dire and bleak, there is always hope.”

 

[Erikmen]

Today's quote:

“No. Don't give up hope just yet. It's the last thing to go. When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when all is dire and bleak, there is always hope.”

 

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[BigG]

Best / worst work related phrase after seeing a woman have to step over her dead husband to get into her house (who had electrocuted himself on the lawnmower).....

Oh well....the bastard always did say "over my dead body"...

Felt awful but still had to laugh

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Best / worst work related phrase after seeing a woman have to step over her dead husband to get into her house (who had electrocuted himself on the lawnmower).....

Oh well....the bastard always did say "over my dead body"...

Felt awful but still had to laugh

Fuck me! Tragic AND hilarious...

 

[BigG]

The lead paramedic was like "err we're so sorry for your loss" and she was like..."oh fuck him he was an arsehole...do you lads fancy a cuppa?"

I was like errr....no thanks better not we're busy"

You meet some odd folk..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

The lead paramedic was like "err we're so sorry for your loss" and she was like..."oh fuck him he was an arsehole...do you lads fancy a cuppa?"

I was like errr....no thanks better not we're busy"

You meet some odd folk..

Do you think she did a little creative rewiring for the insurance

 

[BigG]

Possibly but the whole family werent exactly nobel prize winning candidates if you get my drift

 

[consumer]

Oy FUBAR. Are you going to buy this fuckin tele or what? Ive been standing here all night..

 

[BigG]

We know mate its been on the BBC.......Bloke stands outside of local Cheshire gentlemans house (good to his mum, does a lot for charity etc....) trying to sell knock off old CRT tele that must weigh half a tonne and repeatedly being mistaken for Dominos pizza guy

 

[consumer]

It says on Facebook that he buys televisions...i come around here and some guy wearing fishnets holding a watermelon answers the door asking if i have got a pepperoni double anchovy pizza....i am like what the fuck...ive got a fuckin tele for you...he said he'd be right back but that was hours ago. Oy FUBAR. Do you want this fuckin tele or what?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

We know mate its been on the BBC.......Bloke stands outside of local Cheshire gentlemans house (good to his mum, does a lot for charity etc....) trying to sell knock off old CRT tele that must weigh half a tonne and repeatedly being mistaken for Dominos pizza guy

In my defence, the only reason I thought it was a pizza box was because it was a small flat screen telly and he was holding it in such a way that I only saw the edge. Anyway, it tasted fuckin wank...