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[F.U.B.A.R.]

Moses and the burning Bush.

...and God said unto Moses, "Just keep that fuckin spliff away from me pubes while yer gobbing me off, ya cunt..!"

 

[draculic acid69]

Moses and the burning Bush.

...and God said unto Moses, "Just keep that fuckin spliff away from me pubes while yer gobbing me off, ya cunt..!"

It's also been theorised the burning bush could have been caused by an STD.ya know a burning sensation in your bush.

 

[sonicwhite]

Revelation 3:10 New International Version (NIV)
10 Since you have kept my command to endure patiently, I will also keep you from the hour of trial that is going to come on the whole world to test the inhabitants of the earth.