^ lol poor phillip rivers, he used to be top 5ish, he went undrafted at our draft today, and most of our league is made up of lifetime NFL addicts
too lazy to type it out:
if Reggie Bush plays well I think my team will be pretty awesome.
^ mikeyo-yo-o, loving the team, specially if it's a 12 team league
you're smart for taking harvin and Blackmon, sure they'll miss time, sitting on your bench instead of some scubs that won't ever have any value
thanks for taking cook and ram's defense, i'm glad we can root for cook together and I feel like it's a homage to yer boy CR
i'm happy you got your boy rowdy white
bengals and rams are sack factories
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okay I think if you're going to read through all of this, which I expect a few will
you should def listen to this NFL films song while doing so, one of my all time favorite songs and was enough of an excuse to tune into sunday night prime time
nobody circles the wagons like the buffalo bills
just got done with our 12 team 20 round draft, I was host and the food was fucking amazing
I hate that our league is a 2 keepers league, despite me benefitting from mike turner and andre Johnson for 4 -5years
but sick of the fags who have stud QBs
QBS:
my first pick, ~3rd round~, 10th pick'
QB buckwheat redskin 3 knee : it's was a 'best case scenario' thing; either he gets injured and redskins suck and rams get their hopefully top 5 1st round pick in '14 or cream of wheat unleashes hell and carries me to the promised land, something good will become of it and he is easy to root for and has keeper potential for up to 8 years
Andy Dalton: he is what he is, should be pretty solid heading into his 4th? year, is on a good team and has good chemistry with AJ green wanted Bradford but someone took him 4 picks before me, which is the exact amount of picks Bradford will throw this year
(they're -4 points)
RBs: luckily I only have to start one and RBs are not nearly as valuable as they were 5 years ago
McFadden: was a keeper, bleh, although I've been hearing good things, too bad he's on worst team in football and it's pretty damn hard to effectively rush when you're constantly playing with a significant score deficit
Giovanni Bernard: think he's going to be the best rookie RB, don't think the law firm and coach lewis get along very well
Le'veon Bell: he'll miss some games, but considering the steeler's/Nat'l medial speak highly of him, there's hope he has a doug martin type rookie year, and fwiw I think doug martin is peyton hills 2.0
isiah pead: Richardson is prob the #1, pead is suspended for week one, the kid has showed signs of lacking discipline to every be a feature back, but he has potential, he was a 3rd round pick last year and really fly, hopefully I won't ever have to play him unless he forces me to or all my other RBs fail miserably and get stuck with him
WRs:
Decker(keeper) contract year, expect 1200 yards 10 tds, butt hole cousins with manning, plus gopher pride
Amendola: not cause I like him, I just think the skies the limit in that offense, he's bigger and faster than welker
Vincent Brown: last years version of Malcolm Floyd
chris givens: just cause I got him later than projected by everyone in the league, and i'd hate to see him have a huge year and have some other asshole be rewarded
Robert Woods: not expecting much, probably won't crack the line up more than twice, and maybe he'll turn out AJ green good
TEs:
Jared Cook: people laughed at how early I took him, but if been praising this dude too much not to have him, i'm going to laugh when he catches 10 TDs and 1000 yards, ram's finally have a GL threat, he's a TE that struggled with non pass catching skills, now he's basically going to be playing slot WR, Bradford's new security blanket
Fred Davis: maybe bob griffen's best option?
Benjamin Watson: so he's the 2nd TE on his new team in NOLA, a team with a pass attack that makes the greatest show on turf look like a county fair
K: garrett Hartley: always go for indoor kickers and 11 other kickers were already taken and saints are a great offensive team
IND Def: (3 start):
I thought it was dumb to play this way for the first 2 years, now I like it, mostly because I've had game changing success with the guys I've played throughout the years
I generally go for LBs that will consistently get 8 tackles a game, 1 pt per
Wesley Woodyard: should lead Denver in tackles and is somewhat of a play maker(INTS, sacks, fumbles)
Chad Greenway: is a tackling machine
Alec Ogletree: just like his tshirt read during the photo shoot of ram's rookies at a cardinals game; rookie of the year, guy is a freak, not sure he'll get ton of tackles with laurenitis snagging most of them, but he's going to be a play maker, my prediction: 75 tackles, 7 sacks, 3 INTs, 5+ fum forced/recovered, 2 TDs and can see him racking up a lot of pass deflections(1point)
Arthur Brown: OLB rookie for Baltimore, 2nd rounder, when has ozzie newsome ever failed at drafting franchiset LBs?
Von Miller: he's going to miss 6 games, but he;s going to play in 10, he'll be there if I make playoffs, I got him in round 17/20, consider it a steal,
projected starting line up for week 1
qb: bob griffen, maybe
rb: McFadden
te: cook
Wr/Rb/Te: TBD
Wr/Rb: amendola
wr/rb: decker
def:
woodyard, ogletree, greenway, Arthur brown for first 6 weeks, not quite sure who the odd man out is, hopefully one of them tears a bicep in week 1, so I have someone to drop when I pick up an unknown rising star difference maker off of waivers
projected record: 7-9
not overly optimistic with this team, considering 3 people quit the league that consistently sucked over the past 5 years, one replacement is NFL smart, one is nfl smart but really fucked up with taking his defensive players(doesn't quite understand the concept, it takes a year, I.e he took revis early, revis is an awful fantasy player, he's great but shouldn't ever get more than 4 tackles a game and probably won't get more than 3 INTs), and the other replacement is probably not much better than the 3 fantasy dumbasses that quit
enjoy the season, BL NFL nut jobs
