Bonus Mission #3 It's cool for cats
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A BUNCH OF GANGSTERS DOING A BUNCH OF GANGSTER SHIT
JUSTIN "THE KID" DALEY
"Gangsters? It's a business model like any other"
BONUS EPISODE #3
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CATS WANNA BE GANGSTERS
TILL IT'S TIME TO DO GANGSTER SHIT
The FAM is without a leader. He's gone away for a bit. But everybody knows what to do anyway. He's just a figurehead right?
For this bonus episode of FAM you are JUSTIN "THE KID" DALEY the youngest son of TOP DOG and the self appointed WAR BOSS of FAM
Up till now you have been opposed to the gangster lifestyle but suddenly can see the need. First that business with the MONEY LAUNDERING then the CHADWICK ESPLANADE debacle, the risks UNCLE DES took with the Cartel cocaine, and that hullaballoo with the CRACK HOUSE just a few doors down from your old MUM.
Normally in this situation you'd seek the advice of the TOP DOG but he's in the POUND, anyway you've been doing BUSINESS STUDIES in UNI you know what to do FFS.
Nobody but you can protect FAM and the ones you love. You have declared FAM as being on a WAR footing and taken over from KRISTIAN as CAPO BASTONE
(Secretly you are afraid you need FAM MUSCLE because MIKEY is probably dating a STEPNEY MAN DEM lackey who is going to fuck him over to get at you, no FAM yeah get at FAM...)
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AND SO, ANOTHER GENERATION IS DRAWN INTO THE CRIMINAL LIFESTYLE...
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You have diagnosed that the real problem with FAM is lack of planning, the five P's:
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PERFECT
PLANNING
PREVENTS
PATHETIC
PERFORMANCE
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GAME MECHANICS
0 - 100 random number generator will be used.
0 will be regarded as CRITICAL FAIL and a SECRET PENALTY will apply.
100 will be regarded as CRITICAL SUCCESS and a SECRET BONUS will apply.
You can CHOOSE to do ALL; PART OF; or NONE of these missions.
FREE CHOICE!
You've just completed a H.N.D. in Business Studies. Modern day gangsters like any other commercial enterprise need targets, guidelines, budgets, key performance indicators, appraisals and so on.
You've done spreadsheets on Excel
It's time for a bit of MICRO MANAGEMENT
TUTI NANG
Mission:
3.1 SHOPLIFTING IN OXFORD STREET
You haul in:
And explain after costs are deducted (weed, pills, coke, legal aid and protection) between them they are only making 20% profit per week and need to up their game.
SAMMY X currently SHOPLIFTS at a RISK FACTOR of 20% giving FAM 10% PROFIT per week
Every 10% you increase her RISK FACTOR ups her PROFIT to FAM by 10%
THE TOOTS currently SHOPLIFT at a RISK FACTOR of 35% giving FAM 10% PROFIT per week
Every 10% you increase their RISK FACTOR ups their PROFIT to FAM by 10%
Every 10% extra PROFIT you can squeeze from SHOPLIFTING will gain you +10 on REPUTATION. If SAMMY X gets caught it will not affect your HEAT. If the TOOTS get caught your HEAT goes up +2, as they will sing like little birds.
Example:
You decide THE TOOTS will now SHOPLIFT at a RISK FACTOR of 55%, if they score 55 or higher they are successful and they will bring FAM an additional 20% PROFIT and add +20 to FAM REPUTATION.
If they score 54 or lower they are caught, and there is no increase in FAM REPUTATION but FAM HEAT goes UP by +2 and this wing of THE TOOTS are removed from FAM roster.
Using your skill and judgement please state by how much you wish to increase THE INDIVIDUAL RISK FACTOR of your two respective SHOPLIFTING TEAMS.
FAM
Mission:
3.2 PEOPLE SMUGGLING FROM EUROPE
You haul in:
And explain after costs are deducted his last run only made 25% profit and he needs to up his game.
DICK-PEDRO currently SMUGGLES FIVE Romanians a week at RISK FACTOR of 40% giving FAM 25% PROFIT per week
Every extra person smuggled increases his RISK FACTOR by 8% and ups PROFIT to FAM by 10%
Every 10% extra PROFIT you can squeeze from PEOPLE SMUGGLING will gain you +20 on REPUTATION. If DICK-PEDRO gets caught your HEAT goes up +2.
Example:
You decide DICK-PEDRO will now SMUGGLE an extra TWO Romanians a week, at a new RISK FACTOR of 56%, if he is successful he will bring FAM an additional 20% PROFIT and add +40 to FAM REPUTATION.
If he is caught, there is no increase in FAM REPUTATION but FAM HEAT goes UP by +2 and he is removed from FAM roster.
Using your skill and judgement please state how many additional Romanians above 5 you wish to import to U.K. in your PEOPLE SMUGGLING FROM EUROPE caper.
SNITCH
MINUS 3 HEAT
USING:
SNITCHING
Should FAM wish to adjust the current level of HEAT, an ANONYMOUS meeting with D.I. DON "BEECHY" BEECH to SNITCH will result in the arrest and criminal investigation of DICK-PEDRO & THE PEOPLE SMUGGLING FROM EUROPE caper
For this mission only SNITCHING reduces HEAT by 3 points as plod expend their time and efforts elsewhere and BEECHY spends the Crime Stoppers reward for the successful closure of the PEOPLE SMUGGLING caper.
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HARSH DONS
Mission:
3.3 INTERNET BANKING SCAMS
OMAR is FAM's computer expert and internet scammer, he has been working on Pension scams lately. Thanks to changes in the law people nearing retirement are able to draw down all their pension in one go if they wish. OMAR advises them on investments, then the cash vanishes, as does OMAR (hopefully).
OMAR has a low risk, low return scheme running, each successful scam has only a 20% chance of being traced back to OMAR.
Your spread sheet shows that a 10% riskier method of trading will net an additional 50% profit for FAM also increasing your REPUTATION score by +10.
What you don't know is that OMAR will only increase his risk to 40% chance of FAIL but will not admit this. If OMAR does get caught FAM will suffer an increase of +2 to HEAT as OMAR feels he cannot go to jail, even though he would do easy time there.
SNITCH
MINUS 2 HEAT
USING:
SNITCHING
Should FAM wish to adjust the current level of HEAT, an ANONYMOUS meeting with D.I. DON "BEECHY" BEECH to SNITCH will result in the arrest and criminal investigation of OMAR AND THE PENSION SCAM
For this mission only SNITCHING reduces HEAT by 2 points as plod expend their time and efforts elsewhere and BEECHY spends the Crime Stoppers reward for the successful closure of the INTERNET PENSION SCAM caper.
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Roll them d-100s!
