Fake Orgasm poem by ee cummings

[MrsGamp]

Because I Am Drunk, I Tell You This: I Have Faked Orgasms (a lot)

by ee cummings

Let the women weep
And the heralds proclaim

I faked lots of orgasms
And I'm unashamed

The honest beds groaned
Your best did its bit

Yet it was taking too long
So I "lost my shit"

It's not that I cant
Or that I have never

But you saw too much porn
And you got rather clever

So I was clever too ...

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Shouldn't that be "by Nee Cummings"?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You wouldn't need to fake one with me luv...

I'm shit at penetrative sex (cos I'm a lazy cunt), but my tongue is reportedly awesome... :D

 

[xxfreak187xx]

lmao that's was great!

 

[Coffeeshroom]

Bwahahaha made my morning so far. Respect

 

[MrsGamp]

lmao that's was great!

 

[MrsGamp]

Aw shucks!
Thanks