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F*cking funky friday

parttime crackhead said:
Rockstar, sorry but...

Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Hahahahha!

Not at your misfortune, but at you thinking that Met Police thing was real. Fucking hell man, c'mon.
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Ha I know. Glad it at leasts provides someone some amusement lol. I actually shat it to be honest mate, was halfway through a wank when it popped up, MET POLICE, rocktar on camera and something about copyright and child porn. I was nearly shaking when I phoned the met, thought someone had set me up or something, then they said it was a virus/scam and I spotted it was asking for ukash... Then I felt a bit silly. My explanation of what happened must have provided the woman at the met office a few laughs aswell. Awful.

Edit: just thinking if that happened to someone on MDPV... Fucking hell lol, that would be the final straw, the end of sanity.
 
Yes, lets get on the CM. =D

I hear you sam.

I just dislike the way you have to sometimes force yourself to drink. Especially after a big meal.

It feels wrong and uncomfortable.
Like I say, I wouldn't drink that much water. And water's good stuff.

Excess ftl.
 
Mailmonkey said:
Its over. Forget it. You might get something out of the initial 60-90 minute comeup now, but thats it. Its over for you.

get on the meph instead.
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Really? Definitely? I've only taken it about 20 times, and not for well over a year. I was in a really bad way mentally / emotionally when that happened so I was thinking it might have something to do with that.

Meph has actually been tempting me slightly lately as I like the idea of frenzied druggy sex sessions and I've gone ON and ON at everyone I know about how shit coke is that I'd never be able to ask any associates to get me some.

rockstar 69 said:
Edit: just thinking if that happened to someone on MDPV... Fucking hell lol, that would be the final straw, the end of sanity.
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It'd probably spark some kind of Raoul Moat-style rampage.... innocent masturbator convinced that it was all over and he had nothing to lose.
 
Hahah why did you ring the actual police up though, what exactly had you done wrong? Not going all jimmy saville on us are you lol? I swear miss I was just trying to bust out a quick one, now I think im wanted for copyright infringement. Probally had you on loudspeaker in the office :D

Anyway do a system restore from the last point, like a few days/weeks ago? If not like someone said just google the virus theres usually loads of forums or people telling you how to get rid of it. Usually with the viruses they are hard to get off, dont let you use system restore, wont let you open your virus thing etc etc you have to go download some anti virus software on another PC and stick it on a USB stick and boot it from there, not that id know. Good luck !

Anyway dont have any WHP tickets so seriously thinking of hitting up sankeys tommorow for some detroit techno, going to have to blag it off work though.
 
jancrow said:
Really? Definitely? I've only taken it about 20 times, and not for well over a year. I was in a really bad way mentally / emotionally when that happened so I was thinking it might have something to do with that.

Meph has actually been tempting me slightly lately as I like the idea of frenzied druggy sex sessions and I've gone ON and ON at everyone I know about how shit coke is that I'd never be able to ask any associates to get me some.

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No, course not definitely. I'm not a fucking doctor.

Meph is better than mdma though for fun and frenzy, definitely. If you've not tried it before you and your missis will have a surprisingly good time.

And why would you want to ask your mates for coke anyway, you know its shit, and it is, unless you want to pay 80-100 quid.

And I guarantee that for someone who's never tried meph before, half a g in 5 lines will get you fucked for a whole night.
 
Lol never thought of that! Social suicide! If I ever find out the guys details through the fraud squad I will cut him into a thousand pieces and feed him to the fishe s:sus:

Feel like getting drunk but I'm trying to stay off it. Looks like a night of stuffing my face and shit tv. Was looking forward to watching that Reindeer Spotting and Girl with the Dragon Tattoo later aswell...Balls.
 
mattnotrik said:
Hahah why did you ring the actual police up though, what exactly had you done wrong? Not going all jimmy saville on us are you lol? I swear miss I was just trying to bust out a quick one, now I think im wanted for copyright infringement. Probally had you on loudspeaker in the office :D

Anyway do a system restore from the last point, like a few days/weeks ago? If not like someone said just google the virus theres usually loads of forums or people telling you how to get rid of it. Usually with the viruses they are hard to get off, dont let you use system restore, wont let you open your virus thing etc etc you have to go download some anti virus software on another PC and stick it on a USB stick and boot it from there, not that id know. Good luck !

Anyway dont have any WHP tickets so seriously thinking of hitting up sankeys tommorow for some detroit techno, going to have to blag it off work though.
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Yeah lol, its utterly retarded now I think about it. That is more or less exactly what I said to her!

I'm not sure how a system restore will work, I literally can't do anything on the laptop now when I switch it on, its just my background with absolutely nothing not even the bottom start bar on it, can't click anything etc?
 
I was 3 hours into 8 hours of course work I missed on the laptop earlier, stopped for a cup of tea and a wank, the porn site I went on brought up some site "METROPLITAN POLICE - you have broken copyright laws etc" the webcam on my laptop's light even went on and I appeared in a wee box on scree. Fucking shat myself. Decided just to phone metropolitan police hotline before I got accussed of some mad shit I didn't do. Turns out it's a virus/scam that's being going for 2 months, it's got hundreds of people apparently.
However my laptop is completely fucked everything, work, photo's, downloads all gone.
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Best post I've read in fucking ages. =D

Absolutely brilliant, caught on web cam mid wank and THEN calls the cops to tell them about it. Mwahahahaha. :D

What the fuck were you thinking phoning the polis for? How was that going to help matters. What exactly did you say to them?
 
rockstar 69 said:
Yeah lol, its utterly retarded now I think about it. That is more or less exactly what I said to her!

I'm not sure how a system restore will work, I literally can't do anything on the laptop now when I switch it on, its just my background with absolutely nothing not even the bottom start bar on it, can't click anything etc?
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Boot in safe mode for starters
 
TheSpade said:
Best post I've read in fucking ages. =D
Absolutely brilliant, caught on web cam mid wank and THEN calls the cops to tell them about it. Mwahahahaha. :D
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I know, it actually had me actually lol-ing.

And bollocks to Sankeys and WHP, I have weed, pizza and a blanket. Yay for winter hibernation.
 
No weed till the mora so I'm going to a shite local pub with my mate after a cargo. A boy I know is just back from Aus. & his bird is having a 21st in the "function room" (read, room that's on the other side of the smoking area that's never open) of this pub. My mate was shouting "her big sister has said that if people aren't invited then they can't really come". I don't even know the girl but she can eat a dick, I'm just going to be another cunt standing in the smoking area drinking pints & complaining about how shite the pub is, I'll stay well clear of her wee "function room", daft cow.

Ha, I'm in the mood for calling everyone & everything a cunt already & I've not even started drinking, plus I'm going to a pub I hate where I'll also hate 90% of the people there. Setting myself up for a winner tonight.
 
TheSpade said:
Best post I've read in fucking ages. =D

Absolutely brilliant, caught on web cam mid wank and THEN calls the cops to tell them about it. Mwahahahaha. :D

What the fuck were you thinking phoning the polis for? How was that going to help matters. What exactly did you say to them?
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I freaked at the words "child porn" and the camera coming on. Phoned the local station and said something like "I know this is a strange phonecall but I was watching some porn and a warning from the met police came up saying I've breached copyright (hoping for the lesser sentance lol), they knew nothing about it said she'd ask her sargent/super intendant or whatever. Then I realised it was the met, locals wouldn't have a clue. I was probably being investigated by SOCA by now. So I phoned the met, and the woman explained it was a virus and had got 100's of people this month alone.

When you've never heard of these type of viruses before, your mid way through a video of some smoking hot asian bird giving a creamer of a blowjob and the "METROPOLITAN POLICE YOU ARE UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR BREACHING COPYRIGHT OR CHILD PORN" pops up with a blue light shining out of your laptop and your wee window at the site with a picture of you... Well it does tend to spur a bit of a shock reaction.

That is the best explanation I can provide for my ludicrous actions. If the hacker is out there reading I'd ask that you please abstain from uploading the video of my surprised sex face and humbled wee pecker on youtube. Thanks.
 
My best mate from Portsmouth is on his way up to Cambridge for the weekend tonight, he's not going to arrive till about quarter to one in the morning though, he said on the phone the other day that he might bring some "bits and pieces" which in his case normally means MEPH!! I'll try and not get too excited though as nothing was confirmed, even without the meph it will be nice to have a visitor for the weekend, don't get many of them, well I get none.
 
I got a chicken leg ripped out my hand the other week at some pub, basically they hire out half of the pub to a party. You can still go in that part of the pub but they put on some music, turn off the lights and put some strange lasers on, also a nice spread. Dont really see the point, "Oi your not a member of joan and daves wedding, gimme that back!", if theres a spread out on a table in a pub, its basically free anyway. Apart from all them cunts are dressed in suits and dinner dresses and everyone else is walking about in hoodies and shorts.


Must say though id get a bit freaked out if my bonce came on screen and the light came on, bit wierd that though isnt it anyone can just get into your webcam. Anyway im off out to said pub for the standard shit friday night, racking up a bar tab and blowing it all on white
 
rockstar 69 said:
Ha I know. Glad it at leasts provides someone some amusement lol. I actually shat it to be honest mate, was halfway through a wank when it popped up, MET POLICE, rocktar on camera and something about copyright and child porn. I was nearly shaking when I phoned the met, thought someone had set me up or something, then they said it was a virus/scam and I spotted it was asking for ukash... Then I felt a bit silly. My explanation of what happened must have provided the woman at the met office a few laughs aswell. Awful.

Edit: just thinking if that happened to someone on MDPV... Fucking hell lol, that would be the final straw, the end of sanity.
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Haha, if that had happened to me on PV it would have triggered another psychotic episode for sure. Being hacked and my webcam being hacked is normally my number one fear on stim binges.
 
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