Clearly this person was hitting out with chat like that away from Glasgow. "Your scarf matches your jumper" - "Aye, so? Fuck off ya stinker." Scarfs are fucking shit btw, unless they're worn in a way that they're capable of pulling over your face, not so you can do that particularly but because any other way of wearing a scarf looks fucking stupid & is just a fashion accessory - a pish one - rather than a thing to keep you warm. I've seen mates out with stupid wee scarfs that are about as thick as a tie, it's never been more than 5 minutes before I've started mocking them.
My reply to things like "I like you hat/t-shirt/tracky" is usually "Aye, so do I, that's why I'm wearing it", normally results in the person walking away pronto.
Dunno if I mentioned some random bird firing into me at a warehouse party the other week, buying me drinks then ,after a couple hours, introducing me to her b/f (at which point I made a sharp boost & found my mates in case the dude had seen/figured out what was going on). Anyway, just been busted on FB with someone posting pictures. Cameras shouldn't be allowed in clubs!
Safe, just tagged for size. Shouldn't be hard to figure out what one's me
I don't remember her name (if I even asked/listened in the first place) or what she looked like. Couple of my mates said she was "quite tidy" though haha & they wouldn't have been shy to take the utter piss if she was minging. She must have been proper wasted!
In other news, Nina Kraviz belted it out in Subby last night. Dom (usual Saturday resident) finished the night though, which I thought was weird at the time. Word on the street is that Miss Kraviz was too out her nut by that point & he had to take over lol. Been out swedging & boozing until a few hours ago. Feel spot on. Probably because I'm still totally wasted, gave my maw some mad shite nonsense chat for half an hour when I came in, then shouted "BED TIME!!!!" & marched up the stairs with a box of Strongbow & a bottle of Mountain Dew. Looked in the mirror, biggest pupils ever. I was that nutted that I thought I was pretty sober lol.
Was meant to get weed tonight. Didn't
. I think it might be next weekend before I even get a draw of a joint
I'm fucking dreading this next week, it's going to be hell & the longest I've went without dope for a while. Hopefully I can scrounge some up from somewhere else but it's unlikely.
) You haven't confessed to enjoying winding people up by flippantly abusing them and being a cunt with it, but then whine when people do it back to you like Spade whines. You also make a lot of fucking funny posts and have made tons of interesting threads.
Don't fret. Sleep well you adorable little shit goblin.
