"Excape"? REALLY?

[Deleted member 587584]

We need a linguist here.

I'm no linguist but I've been accused of being cunning

 

[kiely]

Why is it called Rush Hour when no one is moving !!!!

 

[Deleted member 587584]

Our rush hour tour took us past the tower. Slowly

 

[Deleted member 554582]

well, most of my errors comes from one simple fact-often can't find my glasses.......aside from my grammar,which is awfull

 

[Deleted member 587584]

Don't comb your hair until they bomb the tomb

 

[kiely]

It's better to grow old with a sense of humor
than to grow old with no sense at all !!!

 

[kiely]

ENGLISH LESSON

Knife - K is silent

Tsunami - T is silent

Psychology - P is silent

Vax injuries - the media is silent ( but I can delete that one ) just sayin.

 

[kiely]

One of the best words literally ever.

Kerfuffle.

But I never hear of or see anyone using it !!!

Or Cattywampus and Lollygag either.


( and I said eeee-ther not eye-ther )

 

[kiely]

i before e
--------------
Except after C

also when you
heinously seize your
feisty foreign neighbor's
conceited beige heifer
from the ceiling.

Weird.

And if that doesn't drive you crazy what wouldn't ?!!!

Because you wouldn't believe what I had to go through to try to type that !!!

Or this ...

 

[kiely]

i before e
--------------

Except after C

Except when your foreign
neighbor Keith received eight
counterfeit beige sleighs from
feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

Weird.

 

[kiely]

The bandage was wound around the wound.

 

[kiely]

 

[kiely]

Where is my friend when I need him :

Nowhere.

 

[kiely]

 

[kiely]

Why is English so hard to learn :

Language Matters !!!

 

[kiely]

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

We need a linguist here.

I'm a cunning linguist

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

I'm no linguist but I've been accused of being cunning

Damn, you beat me to it.

Also, you people are fucking insane! I come back to like 30 replies to this entirely from the two of you xD

Irregardless, thanks.

 

[Deleted member 587584]

If you get caught you might go to court, and you might feel sort of sour about it

 

[Fire&Water]

Irregardless

brits talk funny