mydrugbuddy
Bluelighter
Welcome to the forum.
LOL. Thanks. I did get in about a hundred posts before someone took the piss though, so I guess its not that bad.

Welcome to the forum.
Are you really? *arches eyebrow*
was loaded on benzos/booze/a smidgen of mxe
The most memorable one for me was from December '11, I was off my face on opium, nodding hard, and my current GF (who at the time was only a casual partner/good friend) turns up at my place with very little notice. We start kissing, undress and the rest, and I can't get it up at all. I mean it was Dead, and my balls were super itchy from the opium, so it just wasn't happening. I tell her wait a minute. So I discreetly ring my father (nearing 60 but still likes to have a good time) at whatever ungodly hour it was, wake him, and ask him if he has any viagra at his. He says yes. I say wait 10 minutes, I'm coming over, I need some. He's amused, doesn't ask for more information (I have the best father on the planet).
I tell my lovely lady to wait just a moment, I'll be right back.
So I leave her at home and get into my car, nodding so hard I could barely drive. Get to my dad's, get a pill of viagra off him, nod out for a while with my head on the kitchen table, pull myself together after about 20 minutes and manage eventually to make it back home.
I take the whole pill and start going down on her, knowing I have to wait a bit before it kicks in (first time I'd tried it). I go down on her for 30 minutes, an hour, an hour and a half and still nothing. Not even a twitch. The viagra did Fuck All so to save face and make up for leaving her/being in a complete state I just spent the whole night giving her oral while hallucinating on opium. All in all a semi-saved situation, but yeah, opiates and penile function just can't happen for me. I can chase a couple of foils and that's all it takes.