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losthippy

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I got ratted out by a super-straight relative for growing 40 plants in my greenhouse 24 years ago. Copped one of the biggest fines ever dished out ($1500AUD) for simple possess and cultivate because the cops couldn't prove intent to sell or supply. Numbers and weight weren't a big factor back then. Ironic thing was most of the evidence (photo albums, grow records, vacuum jars, a small library of reference books etc) was handed back to me after the trial =D. That was then. Last year an oppo had a roach found in the ashtray of his car during a random breath test. Over-zealous cop + roach = probable cause for search! A pet JP signed off on a search warrant and oppo went down for a 'sophisticated hydroponic operation' that netted two (2) regenerating females 'showing signs of recent harvesting'. Add to that the sandwich bags and a set of kitchen scales they also seized and I think you can join the dots. No dried or stored bud was found. He shelled out nearly $6000 AUD in fines, copped 120 hours of Community Service and had his name and details splashed on page 3 of the local newspaper. Ouch! But, as Free-wheelin' Franklin famously said - "Dope in times of no money is better than money in times of no dope." Anyone else felt the long arm of the law?
 
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I have had plenty of run ins with the cops. Last week I had a friend arrested right in front of me for possession and intent to supply (yet to hear back about what's going on with him). A while ago an undercover cop car pulled up right next to me a group of mates, me and two other people ran for our lives. Ended up beside the train tracks for four hours, all of the other peoples details were taken down but nothing was done to them because they said we had everything. They pretended to make up our names though which was awesome.
 
Too many times...mostly for other drugs like MDMA, Mushrooms, LSD, and Cocaine. But one time at college comes to mind for marijuana. I was attending George Mason University outside of Washington DC. I had some wanna-be frat kid for a roommate that didn't like me much, and I was selling buds, rolls, and doses at the time. Well one night when I came back from the city with my friends who were all black he seemed to think that they were just there to buy drugs (which they weren't lol I just needed to grab my skateboard from the room) He stormed out bitching and a few minutes later campus police showed up acting on an "anonymous" tip. They found 118g of bud and like 10 rolls. (Luckily I had sold the other 90 a few hours earlier lol)

Ended up convincing the cop I was addicted to weed lol and only got charged with Possession instead of attempt to distribute. Ended up with 1 year probation and 15 hours community service. Not bad lol
 
I was on a bike path one time after the movies I was still kinda fucked up from the 5 norcos I popped nd I decided to smoke a couple bowls, then out of no where we see a fucking cop car driving on the bike path! We started walking like it was nothing of course we made us stop and qustioned us he was like “are smoking weed?" I was like “no" he responded “that's not what your eyes are telling me!" I forgot what I said, but if he searched us he would of found 4 grams, and a pipe on me. Fucking coppers driving on bike paths lol
 
Personally I haven't but about a year ago two friends were chillin on a bike path by a forest rolling a joint when a cop rolls up on a bike. They had about 8 grams all together, the cop took away there weed, there pipe, joint papers and cigarettes and made them attend drug classes
 
while living in NJ plenty of times. The pigs there have nothing better to do.
i did a total of 3 years probation. Last time i got caught i just had to pay a $1000 fine for a couple grams of weed.

Thx for bringing up bad memoris thread starter (jk)

I havent had problems anywhere else.

fuck the cops, fuck NJ, im out
peace
 
Cops came to the door for a CPS check at my bros house.. came in and searched the people inside.. the hoe on the couch passed out had a 8ball bag of meth and was sent away for 3 years. We all got a ticket for possession of paraphernalia, bongs etc in his room where we were sleeping...

Cops came another time, the day after we moved 6 plants out of our basement.
Found all the equip but couldnt do shit about it, they just told us to put it away and stop smoking weed but they couldnt do anything about it :)

Cops found my bong in my car when we were arrested for wreckless driving and they didnt charge me with anything, thank god they didnt look in the grinder!!! They didnt take it either I had a fat sack in the grinder for when I got my car out of the impound lot.
 
When I was 17 me and a couple friends were walking around past curfew and a cop comes around the corner with his lights flashing. I had a pipe and a little nug on me
 
i got pulled over picking up my dads car from the smog for expired registration,

after just roping a bowl out of my FAT glass pipe, fool spent like 30 min trying to find my buds in the ash tray and the pipe under the seat, he took the both of them.

it was a 300 dollar ticket and a point on my license.

fuck the police
 
Just about a month and a half ago, got busted with 1.5 lbs of high grade. Vacuum sealed.

It was a drunk driving road block, and we had just smoked a spliff an hour prior to driving home. I guess we reeked of marijuana, because the officer said it smelt beautiful. lol The cop then said "We can do this the hard way, or the easy way." I replied "There is a pound and a half in the trunk in a duffel bag sir."

They took the weed, gave me a ticket to appear in court, and I drove home :D
 
A day of Cautions..

I got done walking into an event who's name reminds you of getting baked @ home.. hehe.

Anyways i rolled up about 6 joints worth of weed and stupidly put it under my hat in a tin that i used to keep my weed in! I'm literally next in line to walk through the turnstyles into the domain and this dude pulls me aside dressed in a fluro vest and starts waving me down with a wand. Just when i think im about to get away with it he says "Hey can you just take off your hat real quick.."

I knew i was fucked at that point..

I flip my hat..

He goes "Whats that?" and i say "Its just 6 joints dude... come on man just take em and let me go" (praying he was a stoner) and for a second it looks like he is gonna then he is like "Sorry man.. i gotta tell the cops"

So he walks me over and this chick copper arrests me and takes me to the mobile command centre. Dudes EVERYWHERE getting done by undercovers that are soliciting drugs from people then arresting them! All plain clothes and you would NOT pick em.. old, young, fat, thin, tattooed...whatever!

Everyone has a somber look on their face telling cops they wont do it again blah blah blah haha..

Most people caught either had pills or weed.

Anyways i get in line inside a little trailer, surrounded by dudes in handcuffs escorted by their arresting officer with handfulls of pills and they ended up weighing the joints and it came up to like 4 grams exactly! So that = just a little bit of paper and 2 hours of your time answering bullshit questions about where you got it etc lol..Providing its less then half an O and its your 1st or 2nd offence. No three strikes.. so i can technically get caught once more ! :-D

I ended up getting into the festival after all the bullshit but didnt have any joints sadly.. AND i was sober as fuck by the time i walked in. Luckily my GF who walked in just before me had a bunch of really good pills stored up her clacker and another mate shared a few "can bongs" when i finally got in..


Good times. I still have the caution hanging on the wall of my office haha..
 
Damn getting caught sucks. Seems like most of the people that have posted have gotten pretty lucky though.
 
About half a year ago, I was partying on a school night all throught out the night. Then decided to go to school drunk with a couple grams on me. Got through my first class then decided to go have a quick session before my next class. Well me and some friends go down the ally from my school, next thing you know the school officer and my princpal come walking towards us. And of course I have the pipe smoking in my hand, well let's just say I got suspended for a week and spent 8 hours in the drunk tank.
 
I actually have a story about security guards being cool (I know it's hardly law enforcement but still security guards I find are usually the ones on power trips way more than cops). So anyway...
Mate and I were at a large shopping center/mall/whatever else it can be called and we'd just bought our movie tickets and food and all that because we were going to see "Kick-Ass" (good movie) and we went out to the car park and sat on the hood of my mates car and were smoking a fat joint. About half way through 2 security guards come up and we're thinking "ah fuck" but they just wanted to know what we were doing, I say "just having a cigarette" they reply with "cigarette ey?" clearly knowing it's a J but then we clarify it's our car we're sitting on and they just go "Ok then. Well, enjoy" and walk away.
Quite nice people they were :)
 
I got roasted on halloween one year. I was chilling with my buds at the side of the road kinda in the boons and a SUV cop comes outta nowhere. I was messed out of my head on 5hits of hunab ku acid and I had a 1/4 of some reallllly good grapefruit kush which i got to have maybe smoked 2 bowls. They basically robbed me blind of the contents in my backpack: firecrakers/fireworks(both illegal here), my weed, scale, 2pipes, rolling kit, beer and snips, then they took my name down and let me go. The cop lights where fucking crazy on the visuals.
 
I've had close calls.

The first one I remember was when me and a friend were coming out of "the stoop," which is (as the name suggests) a stoop in front of some realtor's office. This stoop is right next to a hospital so all manners of cops and ambulances frequent around the hospital. I have a still-burning roach in my hand and see the blue and red lights dead ahead, pulling in to the parking lot of the hospital. I think "holy shit we are so fucking fucked," drop the roach in a panic, and just keep walking. The cop either did not see us or he did and wasn't concerned about us despite the fact that I dropped and stomped the roach in a panic, and all he was doing was making a U-turn.

The other time, I was toking in my room while tripping hardcore, and it's move-out week so the campus police are pretty much all over the dorms area directing traffic. I look out my window maybe a couple minutes after I'm done (mind you, I'm on the first floor, so prying eyes can definitely see into my room. I have no idea why the cop is there at 2 in the morning so I watch him through the blinds for a bit because I think I hear people talking to him, like maybe there was some kind of complaint and he's investigating it. Turns out he was just putting up a "no parking" sign but taking his sweet time for some reason. I'm bugging out because I keep hearing sirens in my head and at one point I hallucinated someone shouting "He has shrooms! Up there!" The cop never saw me and there was nobody there but him the whole time, but I still thought I was getting busted nonetheless. Freaked me the fuck out since I had a girl staying in my room illegally (she was also tripping, at the time she was in the bathroom) so I would have been fucked as it was, on acid, in the possession of 4g of shrooms and ~a cut (3.5 g) of purple kush.

I've also had other close calls where I'm sitting on a bench facing away from the street (ironically, looking at a prison) and cops roll by that area all the time since it's a main road on campus. Despite that it's still a great place to smoke joints since nobody can see what you're doing and right in front of the benches is a fence and a cliff so one could easily toss the joint away and say "wut?" and the popo wouldn't be able to do shit.

This other time I had just copped a g of some granddaddy purp and I'm on my way to the dorms, walking past before mentioned hospital and I hear a cop (on foot) shout "Hey, young man!" I thought I was dead at that point, but he was walking the other way so I just kind of walked away, and vanished behind a corner.
 
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Luckily never been done by the piggies. The only time me and some mates were coming out of a park after a smoke, cops pulled up and searched us. I had about 50 Cannabis seeds(kick ass genetics i'll add) in different saddys inside this rastafarian(sp?) weed tin. Couldnt have been more suspect. We didnt have anything else on us, we rolled what we had up.

The coppa who found them looked at them and said "what are these". In a sarcastic/smartass, stoned voice I told him they where protein seeds, and that I had low protein levels. He put them all back into the tin and let us go! wtf..

He musta been a newbie or something and didnt know how to prove what they where or something. Cannabis seeds are illegal over in Aus.

That's my closest encounter.
 
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