Errr....... hello! Family Guy avatars are always cool. %)
I see you're also from Scotland! Very good. Which area? There are a few jock bastards here already, but nowhere near enough. And no Scottish chicks that I know of either.
Stephen hawkins can pull some pretty phat moves on the dance floor http://mulletor.myhorses.ca/hawkingdanceparty.html , and as for ladies he is allready on wife number 2 (even though it is reported that she tortures him)