English/British insults

[Sammy G]

Surely they are two different things entirely? In the off chance that they are not, please accept my sincerest apologies Sammy G.











You dick splash.

Get to fuck.

I'm pretty sure that 'dicksplash' is derived from somebody (probably a southerner) mishearing 'dickslap'.

I remember the word 'dickslap' from being a boy, and Wiktionary can find two (admittedly shaky) citations for the word, whereas I can't find anything similar for 'dicksplash'. There's an Urban Dictionary entry which just underlines how poor and tenuous an insult it really is. Surely 'wankstain' says exactly what dicksplash says, only in a more satisfactory manner?

Sorry. It's dickslap. Always will be.

 

[Jackal]

Twatflannel.

Cocktrumpet.

 

[ponch]

Bollock chops

 

[koneko]

Bloody bunion muncher - yuck

 

[Shambles]

Bollock chops

Ooh! I was just coming in to post that one. A perennial classic and no mistake

And it's definitely 'dicksplash'. This is the first I've heard of Sammy's dickslapping ways. Actually, saying that... :D

 

[Sammy G]

Nah, it's dickslap.

You're southern, what would you lot know? You still can't get over the word 'cunt', which is a dad swear word to me.

 

[zephyrhigh]

Another american here .... Invading this thread .... But I am loving this!!!!

 

[One Thousand Words]

This thread is disappointingly sad. 2/10 for humour.

Dare I say I believe all your German heritage are showing

 

[felix]

Well let's hear your contribution, ya fackin roo-shagger.

 

[One Thousand Words]

It was so subtle it rustled your jimmys enough to confuse me with an Australian. I came in planes, they came in chains

 

[felix]

OP: say you can't undertand his Meaowri accent.

 

[One Thousand Words]

It's pronounce Maori

At least their culture wasn't crushed by the English leaving nothing but short skirts for men and stuffed animal intails.

I'm guessing the lamb racks getting eaten in balmoral.

 

[felix]

"Meaowri", got it. Like a cat. With whiskers.

 

[One Thousand Words]

It's actually Mor-are-ree

 

[ScotchMist]

Are you actually Meaowri though?

 

[One Thousand Words]

Do I need a moko on my chin? Only grandmothers have those I'm afraid to inform you

 

[ScotchMist]

This guy doesn't look like no grandmother to me...


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I think he's still welcome in the the VIP area of his favourite club. You'll be able to quaff champagne an be important still Go for it....

 

[One Thousand Words]

Looks like a texta to me. Moko's were consider for fighting so they kind of died out for men after the Maori wars in the 19th century. I only ever saw women with chin and lip tattoos growing up because it was a fashion statement. The only men I see now days are want to be gangsters who don't want a job

 

[ScotchMist]

What's a "texta"??

After looking through Google images at Mokos it's a hell of a statement and commitment!! Does Moko only refer to the chin area, have the full face jobs got a separate name or are they just an extension of the Moko?

 

[One Thousand Words]

Ta Moko is generally all Maori tattoos on the face and body, but most people associate it with the face.

Majority of face tattoos that are around are of a particular generation of women, mostly born ealier than the 1940's. It is common enough that my kids saw a lady with one while we were standing in line at customs after not believing me that they exist.

The inked lips and chin are considered for beauty, not really any social significance. Hundred years ago it was more a social hierarchy status symbol.