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embarrassing drug related stories

^^ haha.
I went away on a school trip one time and we were staying in a backpackers hostel. I was on a course of antibiotics at the time and hadn't realised that they would interact really badly with alcohol. Anyway we'd spent the night drinking then gone to bed. I woke up to people shaking me trying to wake me up but feeling hungover and shitty I was rolling over and telling them to fuck off, until I opened my eyes enough to see that the people standing over me weren't my friends but a strange blonde couple with Swedish accents. Needless to say they looked as confused as I felt and I quickly jumped out of the bed and realised I was no longer in my room, but had somehow blacked out, wandered into someone else's room, then crashed on their bed!
I don't remember anything about leaving my room after I went to bed and I have no idea how I got there.
After creeping out of their room I realised I had no idea what number my room actually was and wandered around rows and rows of indentical looking rooms (this place was pretty big) in the middle of the night til I found my room.

When he went to see where my voice was coming from there I was, on national TV, featuring on a documentary about the work of the city emergency services on new years eve.
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Haha, this reminds me of something that happened to me a few weeks back. I was at the races which has a bad reputation for messy drunks in Melbourne. I'd hopped into the grappa and it obviously didn't mix well with the sun because next thing I know I've woken up in the first aid tent with tubes hanging out of me, and lifting my head I find I'm staring straight into a television camera that's been filming me! I definitely was still not straight and I remember signing the release form so they could use the footage - I would never have done that if I was straight. I'm still waiting for my 15mins of fame to turn up on tv =D
 
The very first time I smoked pot in grade 9, I was with this guy i didn't know to well, and we went to his older brothers friends house. So I was like 14, and I was with all these 19-20+ people I had never met before. So anyways, someone busts out some marijuana, and asks me if I want to take some gravity bongs. I took five or six of them, and then we went downstairs and chilled on the couch. Anyways, I was stoned out of my motherfucking skull, and someone offers me a sprite. I drink the sprite, and I guess I had the pasties really bad, cause I chugged that sprite, and not too long after it was done, i projectile vomitted all over this dudes living room. I just remember standing up afterwards and all these old people are staring at me like "who the FUCK is this kid who's barfing at our party ?" So i got all freaked out and I just ran to the front door put my shoes on and ran home. I puked again once I got home. It was crazy, i was scared to smoke pot after that for a couple months.
 
DemonXstreeM said:
back when I was just a wee lad me and my friends went camping and took with us 3 cases of Bush beer "yuk" and a bunch of pot. By the end of the night me and my 4 friends had managed to finish off all the weed and all the beer. Needles to say we was some kinda fucked up. Any way, that night I woke up and went to the bathroom only to find out in the morning that I had stood up in the tent and pissed all over my friends.

now that was a good one..... they kicked my ass. but it was worth it.

hahahahahahaha
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for that :)
 
When I first started smoking pot, I went over to this kid's house to buy a sack. He weighed me out my bud and handed it to me then asked "Wanna match?".

Being the newbie I was at the time, I reply, "No it's cool, I have a lighter"...

Needless to say everyone in the room who was hanging out with the kid looked at me in utter disbelief.
 
queenbee1127 said:
When I first started smoking pot, I went over to this kid's house to buy a sack. He weighed me out my bud and handed it to me then asked "Wanna match?".

Being the newbie I was at the time, I reply, "No it's cool, I have a lighter"...

Needless to say everyone in the room who was hanging out with the kid looked at me in utter disbelief.
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...I would say the same thing. The fuck does "wanna match" supposed to mean?

Then again I was never big into weed, I played with big kid's drugs.
 
Where I'm from, "matching" with someone means you smoke a bowl of your bud and then a bowl of theirs. So basically you end up smoking two bowls, but only one of your bud.
 
An older friend of mine (I'm 26 and he is well beyond 50) called me and said that he had some dope. Expecting the usual bundle of H, he brought an oz of bud. When he put it out on the table, I calmly asked him wtf is this? He proceeded to tell me that this bud, in spite of its looks, was extremely good "dope". Smoked a joint to test it out. Handed him my wallet, and told him to take out the bill I had in there. Not really embarrassing considering I still winded up high. Just not on the "dope" I was expecting.
 
not me, but my room-mate, in two different houses we lived in together, pissed all over my other roommates door, completely positive he was in the bathroom, and then tore his door down when he went across the hall to his room. Two months later, same story, but in the completely filled sink. Haha, weiner boy!!
 
My boyfriend and I used to get real hammered every weekend.. usually drinking about a handle of Captain to ourselves per night. We had about finished off a bottle with a few friends over and decided to kick them out and go to bed. This was probably around 2-3am.
I got in bed on the inside (towards the wall) and fell asleep. He had already passed out by this time.
I woke up around 4am thinking that it was pouring outside, and I turned around (I was facing the wall) and staring at a stream of piss coming straight at me. My boyfriend had gotten up out of bed and turned around and started pissing alllll over the bed.. soaked the pillows, blankets, sheets, ME.. I got up and started shaking him saying 'Baby, what the fuck are you doing?.. Do you have any idea what you are doing right now?!' He said, 'Going to the bathroom'.. like it was nothing, haha. Meanwhile, he is STILL pissing.. I'm rushing around the house like freaking out (I was still pretty drunk) trying to figure out what to do. I came back in the room and he had laid back down.. in this piss soaked bed.
In our drunken stupor, we just flipped the mattress over and got back in bed. I woke up the next morning and the floor was covered with the piss that had seeped out of the mattress. Hahaha. Lovely night.
Needless to say, he had no idea what he had done, and asked where all the pillows and blankets had gone..
 
^^^ I loled at that. My uncle pissed in the closet one time thinking it was the bathroom. Thankfully it was his house :).

I can't rfeally remember anmy real embarrsing stuff i did that has to do with drugs. The time i came home from out clubbing and passed out on the floor with no clothes on was pretty funny. I have no idea why i did it except maybe because it was really hot out.
 
Some of these are classics man :D

Most of my embarrassing stuff is drink related going ut on a big night i drank a half bottle of rum stright in 30 minutes and passed out in a door way about an hour later at 9pmish, getting woken by the cops outside the old metal club in Aberdeen starfished in the middle of the street. Shrooming with a mate in Glasgow soqwn by the river beside Argyll street theres an outdoor theatre klinda thing and we were stumbling past clinging to eachother tripping like fuck. This guy said something and we started screaming and shouting about how much were tripping and all this other shite. and all he said after was "i only asked for a fag" and walked off
 
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