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embarrassing drug related stories

I was at work one day, about 6 months ago during some heavy benzo/alcohol/opiate days. I was zonked out and don't remember much, but one thing I do remember is a lady struggling to carry a cake into my work (they had a room upstairs for rent that people used to have parties/baby showers/etc. at). She apparently asked if I could help her (I could be zonked out because all I really had to do was sit at a desk and answer phones all day). I picked up the cake (it must have fed at least 50 people). I face-planted into the cake and totally smashed it. I remember standing up, pointing at it and yelling "hahaha the cake jumped out of my hands." Needless to say I had some explaining to do when the boss came in on Monday, I took alot less so I could appear in tact when I had to meet with him one on one to explain my behavior. Thank god it was my word against theres because I was the only one ever there on the weekends.
 
One new years eve when I was 16, a crowd of us met up to party before heading down into the city for midnight. There were a lot of stuff going round, but there was one girl was always on a mission to get way more wrecked than anyone else, and it was her house we were at. Her grandmother had moved in with them recently and she accessed her medicine stash, so combined with what we had brought there was a mix. (incidentally this girl only had 1 leg but was stunning looking).

So at about 11pm we went down to where the crowds were (light show etc), and I could tell this girl was way more wrecked than me but it was all good. For some reason we ended up climbing up on a statue, bad idea, as midnight struck the crowd pushed forward and she fell and banged her head hard. She was lying on the floor and was in and out of conciousness. It was so noisy and hectic but before I knew it paramedics had arrived and were screaming in my face 'whats she taken! whats she taken! we need to know! '

I must have looked equally fucked but sense kicked in so I started to recite the long list of drugs she had taken, something like 'ok ok, shes had lots of vodka, um, cannabis, um, ecstasy, um, speed, um, temazepam, um, tramadol...' I'm pretty sure at that point I was also freaking out a bit in quite an embarrassing way asking repeatedly and irritatingly if she was going to die.

They took her off in an ambulance and her sister went with her, I wont digress with what happened to her next.

Anyway! About two years later I got a call from a friends father. He had been talking to his wife in the kitchen the evening before and had heard my voice, so thought I had called round. When he went to see where my voice was coming from there I was, on national TV, featuring on a documentary about the work of the city emergency services on new years eve. I have no recollection at all of any camera crew. I can just imagine what an absolute state I must have looked, how awful I must have sounded as well as what I was saying! I go red even now just thinking about it and was too embarrassed to even ask my friends dad for details. Only 3 other people have ever said they to me they saw it which is fine by me.
 
I'd been drinking old e and chugged some vodka and threw up on this girl.

I was fucked on methadone and had this girl giving me a blowjob for an incredibly long time and I finally just never know it would probably take several hours for me to bust. She looked at me like I was crazy and I think she thought I had some disorder with my penis.
 
back when I was just a wee lad me and my friends went camping and took with us 3 cases of Bush beer "yuk" and a bunch of pot. By the end of the night me and my 4 friends had managed to finish off all the weed and all the beer. Needles to say we was some kinda fucked up. Any way, that night I woke up and went to the bathroom only to find out in the morning that I had stood up in the tent and pissed all over my friends.

now that was a good one..... they kicked my ass. but it was worth it.

hahahahahahaha
 
rm-rf said:
i pissed my pants during the most horrifyingly horrifying bad trip i had on shrooms. i mean i pissed em a lot. i dont think my roomate believed me when i told him i spilled a can of soup on my pants...
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Wow this sounds familiar...

I had a HORRIBLE bad trip on shroom a few years back and somehow over the course of the event I ended up naked in my girlfriend's bed. I was freaking out hardcore thinking I had gone permanently insane and all that fun stuff, and suddenly I just started pissing uncontrollably. It was literally like I couldn't stop myself from doing it.

Next thing I know, my girlfriends two (hot) older sisters and cousin come into the room to check up on us and make sure we were ok. There I am, naked as the sun is bright, lying in the fetal position drenched in a pool of my own urine.

:(
 
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One time after a heavy night on the crystal n G, I was sitting around with my bud and said "Who was that other guy here?" He looked at me a little wierd. Good reason to - it had been the two of us all night. At some point he had gone to the bathroom and in my chemical haze I had pictured another person being here. He pissed himself laughing and I felt a little sheepish hehe
 
Well, guess I'll add the only one that comes to mind right now.

Around five or so years ago, I had just got into smoking crack.

Friday night I end up staying up all night sniffing coke and smoking rocks.

Saturday, I had to work.....pulled a half day with no sleep.

Get out early and start drinking. Go buy a bottle of vodka.

I sort of recall going to this girl's apartment for a little party.

After that I black out.

Wake to find my pants are missing. More hung over than I've ever been in my life. I swear I probably had alcohol poisoning.

Anyway, I guess when I was blacked out, I got up from the chair I was sleeping in, pushed through a circle of people playing cards on the floor, then preceded to pull my pants down and and start pissing all over this rocking chair that was in the corner of the room.

From what I hear, they tried with out luck to get me to get my pants on, I kept trying to go up stairs but kept tripping over my pants.

Not sure if I'm glad to not recall any of that.......... eh.
 
Does LSD ever make anyone else think that they've pissed themselves? I remember one time (i was trippin hard.. supposedly 800ugs) i went for a piss then as i come back, i wasn't sure if anythin had actually come out.. at that moment it felt as though i was pissin myself.. it felt warm and wet.. even when i touched my trousers with my fingers.. LSD can give u some wierd physical sensations :P

There's also been a couple of times i think on speed binges that i have thought i have shit myself.. not even after fartin :P
 
I've been with someone whom ingested 3 hits of blotter with 3 of us who also had the same, and there were three other housemates whom were sober...

He ended up naked and screaming the most insane bollox ever he had to be held down by 4 people.. he tried touching himself at some point..

he shouted for hours.. the most insane nonsensical bullshit about japs eye and cracking the galaxy.. we even have a Video but it's so scary yet so ridiculously funny at the same time you can't decide which it is.. it scares me that the video even exists lmfao.. but i know that certain people will not be deleting it aha. *shakes head*

i just hope he don't see it.. aha might collapse his mind.
 
This didn't happen to me but happened to one of my really close girl friends. So we were all at this party getting all shitty, and me and this girl decide that between us we will drink a 12 pack of mich golden light and a 1.75 of Canadian Mist (If you have ever had CM you know of its high quality :-/) Anyways needless to say by the end of the night we had both finished all the booze somehow and were in some kind of drunken stupor, I woke up sleeping on the stairs and she woke up on this guy's parents' brand new white couch. When I woke her up in the morning to dip out she got up off the couch and low and behold a big yellow piss stain where she was sleeping. She had pissed her pants while she was passed out on the brand new white couch.... It was a fucking good laugh
 
i peed my pants a little once when really high
not sure how long it took to notice
but then i started to freak out thinking i had lot all bladder control
 
rickolasnice said:
Does LSD ever make anyone else think that they've pissed themselves? I remember one time (i was trippin hard.. supposedly 800ugs) i went for a piss then as i come back, i wasn't sure if anythin had actually come out.. at that moment it felt as though i was pissin myself.. it felt warm and wet.. even when i touched my trousers with my fingers.. LSD can give u some wierd physical sensations :P

There's also been a couple of times i think on speed binges that i have thought i have shit myself.. not even after fartin :P
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I end up thinking I've pissed myself after taking psychedelics at one point in the trip. Always find out later that it was just in my head. Strange.
 
My friend should be embarrassed. Used to know him IRL, but hadnt seen him in a couple years. Talkin on IRC about beans and the coming dj's:), FREE show tonight woooo! Anyways, roman, you suck:D Log speaks for itself

<r0man> but i heard the general rule of thumb is to look for white ones
<r0man> but colored ones are like half the mdma in it
<jkimBro> thats pretty bullshit lol
<jkimBro> the best tab i ever took was blue
<jkimBro> spoilers; its just food coloring

The only thing I consider embarrassing about my past drug use is the first 5-6 times i rolled i would end up calling EVERY SINGLE PERSON in my phone. Ex-girlfriends, dealers, it didn't matter to me. I just wanted everyone to know how amazing they were and my appreciation for knowing them. My phone would easily be dead by the time I came down.

Other than that...I can (usually) handle myself fairly well when I'm fucked up. I tend to be introverted normally and carries to my drug use. Usually, I'm told, people can't even tell. Except my boss, he could tell. It was weird.
 
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on dxm, i've done the poop thing too. I start tripping out trying to figure out if I'd done myself, but I couldn't feel it or detect, but then I start worrying maybe i'm to messed up to detect, and lol.

i've also thought i've pissed myself before, and then tripped out similiarly.
 
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