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Embarrassing/Amusing Drug Stories!

Mine all seem to come from my psychadelic late teenage years for some reason....

Answered the door to my dad (fuck knows why) about 10 minutes after a 200 mushroom brew....just stared at him in astonishment for about 300 years....after which he (incredibly) said "Perhaps I've turned up at the wrong moment" before morphing off into the future. I just shrugged, went into the house and carried on regardless.

Another occasion after taking some realy fucked-up travel sickness pills that induce a lucid-dream (nightmare) when you also totally forget you've taken owt I burst into the house after being persued by a malevolent (and not real) gang of uber-violent people to find me Dad watching 'Match of the Day'. I sat down and watched too. Shortly after I treated the old man to the sight of me suddenly leaning forward and pointing at Jimmy Hill and telling him to Fuck Off. Jimmy had been threatening me you see. Scared shitless by him I dived upstairs and locked myself in my bedroom where I cowered for hours in bed while non-existant people thronged about outside plotting my demise. They even put ladders up to the window, opened it and walked around my room a few times. In the morning I made breakfast for me Dad and for his female friend (of the non-existant variety) who I had heard him with during the night. This was now all too much for the old fella who started shouting....I calmly accused him of smuggling her out of the window and then I ate both breakfasts...

....have more when time allows....wicked thread
 
Fucking Hilarious Shit!! aslong as these things are funny, you can not regret them!! need to make some more of these. hopefully this weekend

One of my friends wondered why cats don't have jobs like humans do?
So fucking hilarious him explaining it.
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
Mine all seem to come from my psychadelic late teenage years for some reason....

Answered the door to my dad (fuck knows why) about 10 minutes after a 200 mushroom brew....just stared at him in astonishment for about 300 years....after which he (incredibly) said "Perhaps I've turned up at the wrong moment" before morphing off into the future. I just shrugged, went into the house and carried on regardless.

Another occasion after taking some realy fucked-up travel sickness pills that induce a lucid-dream (nightmare) when you also totally forget you've taken owt I burst into the house after being persued by a malevolent (and not real) gang of uber-violent people to find me Dad watching 'Match of the Day'. I sat down and watched too. Shortly after I treated the old man to the sight of me suddenly leaning forward and pointing at Jimmy Hill and telling him to Fuck Off. Jimmy had been threatening me you see. Scared shitless by him I dived upstairs and locked myself in my bedroom where I cowered for hours in bed while non-existant people thronged about outside plotting my demise. They even put ladders up to the window, opened it and walked around my room a few times. In the morning I made breakfast for me Dad and for his female friend (of the non-existant variety) who I had heard him with during the night. This was now all too much for the old fella who started shouting....I calmly accused him of smuggling her out of the window and then I ate both breakfasts...

....have more when time allows....wicked thread
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Delirum stories are always funny ones haha.
 
I know withdrawl method is not very effective or satisfying but when you get caught up the moment it's got to be done!
 
Mine have all been pretty tame, like talking random shit to nobody in perticular, or picking a drink up and taking a sip of thin air.
 
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