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Embarrassing/Amusing Drug Stories!

A friend of my brothers turned up at a mates house party (family kind of party a 50th or something) off his box on pills, after grinding with the guys nan who has dementia he ventured off upstairs. He went through the master bedroom into the en-suite to find the guys dad having a dump. Instead of just saying sorry and leaving he invited him self in and sat on the edge of the bath for a serious conversation =D. He was asked to leave shortly after.
 
Although not my own (I'm sure one will come into my head or another can speak for me) but on the weekend there was at a DnB/Psy night at the upstairs of a bar, downstairs on a Saturday they supposedly get the karaoke going but it's an old mans bar and not the kind've place you'd tend to opt for (the downstairs, upstairs is all good when some djs are on).

Anyway, a friend of mine doesn't have too much experience with pills and decided to munch an orange apple. Needless to say about 30 minutes later she was missing so in our empathetic state we had a wee duke about and found her downstairs, arm round the bar manager (another female), eyes like an owl singing karaoke and giving it 90 like there was no tomorrow for a bunch of old drunken pensioners. I bet that woke them up!

Gotta love people's first wipeouts. Especially back in the day when someone produces a permanent marker - 12 hours later your wondering why the fuck you have names and cannabis leaves drawn all over your body.
 
Passed out in the bogs before to be woken by the bouncers upon closing time 9pm, then fell asleep about 4-5 times on the 77 bus, had to get off at Clapham Jct but made it to Wimbledon twice, Vauxhall twice to so finally made the half hour trip home after about 5-6 hours.
Odd thing was I only had a beer that day, the night before two pills which did fuck all.
 
SpecialK_ said:
Although not my own (I'm sure one will come into my head or another can speak for me) but on the weekend there was at a DnB/Psy night at the upstairs of a bar, downstairs on a Saturday they supposedly get the karaoke going but it's an old mans bar and not the kind've place you'd tend to opt for (the downstairs, upstairs is all good when some djs are on).

Anyway, a friend of mine doesn't have too much experience with pills and decided to munch an orange apple. Needless to say about 30 minutes later she was missing so in our empathetic state we had a wee duke about and found her downstairs, arm round the bar manager (another female), eyes like an owl singing karaoke and giving it 90 like there was no tomorrow for a bunch of old drunken pensioners. I bet that woke them up!

Gotta love people's first wipeouts. Especially back in the day when someone produces a permanent marker - 12 hours later your wondering why the fuck you have names and cannabis leaves drawn all over your body.
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hahaha quality! she seemed to of enjoyed herself, wapped out karaoke must be good then! give me a few lines of drone and i would of been right up there giving it stacks to whatever she was singing!
 
@Red Arrow i;ve had the same thing at alarge Dance FEstival it was horrible , i even thought the Dog on the train on the way home was gonn kill me n part of the consspiracy.
 
Coming out of a huge rave at Effinghham in 89 (Energy i think) I had taken loads of pills and about two tabs - purple ohms.The pills were coming down but the acid was moving up a gear and I eremember walking down a muddy path with puddles and looking ahead it felt like my legs were about 40 feet long with eenny weeeny feet at the end and i was trying to dodge the puddles anyway managed to navigate back to my mates car which i was convinced was made of rubber and i kept on falling on to it and bouncing off (much to his annoyance)...the rest is a bit of a blur
 
at a friends mums 40th birthday party i was on ket (didnt know it would be a family event). so i went up stairs and done a big dogger line then went back downstairs and sat on the sofa. my friends mum and auntie sat down on ither side of me and began to have a convo about someone with the same name as me. this send me into a very confused state and apparently i jus sat and stared at them for a good 10 mins without saying a word.

another time time i was out partying and decided to go back to my friends grannys house to stay (my friend lived with her granny at this stage) i went upstairs to join my GF in bed, pulled the covers off the bed to find my friends granny instead of my GF! she was terrified poor old woman
 
Standing in the que to get into Astoria one night when it was sin (about 91/92) my best mate started panicking when he saw the bouncers/dogs,,
What you done with ya pills ? , he asked, My mrs had em in bra , so I really wernt bothered.
Take mine , take mine, he said in a state of panic. I told him to fuck off before he bought it on top.
We all got in , went to the bar ,and he's lookin smug as fuck. Then he asked me to come to the toilet to give hand with something. The prick had put his pills in his ears , I got the first one out but pushed the other one in and lost it.
Then one of my other pals said , you don't want to let that desolve, it'll go straight to to your brain and kill ya.
I spent the next 4 hours up the royal free hospital, with this prick tryin to explain how he got a E stuck in his ear. They sucked it out and he still had the front to ask for it back.
Mind you they was £15 back then.
The nurse even laughed at him and said I'm sure there ment to be eaten, just before she but it in the bin.
 
bignbrown said:
releasing my bowels all over the place on vodka, ketamine and mephedrone but being so fucked i carried on partying all night because i didnt realise :(
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Hahahaha!

mattnotrik said:
i saw some kid trying to lay an egg at a party, think it was his first time doing k
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Munroe said:
I've heard a fair few stories of people trying to "lay an egg" on ket, just like, in the middle of the room squat down and force out a dump. I don't think any of my friends would intervene in that situation.
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I was just about to say I've heard it a few times too. I might jump on it with a boiled egg up my arse, brain fuck everyone.


Me and a couple of mates went to the pub for a few, few turned into a lot, and I couldn't be arsed walking 3 mile home so I stayed in my mates spare room (well, his mum's house). I threw up all over the bed in my sleep. All over the bed. 99p kebab from Saltaire Balti isn't a good shout - it's fucking delicious, but you pay.
He comes up at dinner time and starts pissing himself laughing, he tells me to go tell his mum because he daredn't. We went downstairs and she was in the kitchen, i said "hello", and then got the fuck outta there. Next time I went back (like 4 months later) she was laughing away saying I owe her £3.


The other week me and a mate went out for a mates DJ set. We did in a shit load of vodka, half a gram of mephedrone, and I had a fat line of ching to myself, but hush. I lose the mate I went with, and I started speaking to a large group of people about ket, and how I had tried it for the first time a few nights before. They invite me back to their house for free ket, I jump in one of the taxi's then realise I left my mate, when the taxi pulled up to a roundabout I bailed out the car and went in search... For like an hour. I find him and he is FUCKED.
We get home and I tell him to go to bed... So he goes into the living room and starts licking the subwoofer for mephedrone residue. I go to bed. 5 minutes later he's done a shit load of ket and busts into my bedroom saying we should pack and drive to Download and sneak in with his master plan, there and then, at 5/6am. I tell him to go to bed, then he starts going mental shouting at 4 women I had supposedly brought back with me, and they were scattered around my room. He starts full on shouting at them, calling them cunts and shit, no one is there. I'm pissing myself laughing playing along with it, then I tell him I'm going to fuck all of them and I want him to go downstairs to bed. So he does, still shouting at them in my room.
My other mate hears him go outside to his car, so he runs out to get his keys. He is packing his car with the most random shit from the house, saying 2 people are doing it, not him, and gave my mate some electrical tape to give to the people packing his car, he looks outside, and there's no one there. I think he ended up watching South Park for hours on end.

This is the same lad, the other night, talking to a fucking hedhehog in the road, on his own. http://youtu.be/6MxfmoyPfjc He fucking cracks me up, never a dull moment.
 
blondin said:
Coming out of a huge rave at Effinghham in 89 (Energy i think) I had taken loads of pills and about two tabs - purple ohms.The pills were coming down but the acid was moving up a gear and I eremember walking down a muddy path with puddles and looking ahead it felt like my legs were about 40 feet long with eenny weeeny feet at the end and i was trying to dodge the puddles anyway managed to navigate back to my mates car which i was convinced was made of rubber and i kept on falling on to it and bouncing off (much to his annoyance)...the rest is a bit of a blur
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From what I've heard about those purple ohms I'm not surprised. I bet that was a mad night!
 
Years ago I went to buy some speed from someone I knew through Newcastle. He said to meet at a cetain pub then we went off to complete the transaction. He had the speed hidden down his trackie bottoms and when we got to the area under Byker bride (yes the place where Byker Grove was set!), he went to retrieve a bag. At this point he realized that one of the bags had split and moved from under the bridge to see better. Suddenly, I realized that anyone going over the bridge or passing on a metro train would be able to see us as he proceeded tho whip his trackies down to his ankles and dusting the speed that had covered his wedding tackle into a spare plastic bag. A whole scenario played out in my mind that we would end up on the front page of the Evening Chronicle (the local rag) with headlines "this new perverted sex & drugs practice". I can laugh about it now, but at the time it was so fuckin' serious.

I later heard that some people complained about getting speed and finding pubes in it... =D
 
SpecialK_ said:
Although not my own (I'm sure one will come into my head or another can speak for me) but on the weekend there was at a DnB/Psy night at the upstairs of a bar, downstairs on a Saturday they supposedly get the karaoke going but it's an old mans bar and not the kind've place you'd tend to opt for (the downstairs, upstairs is all good when some djs are on).

Anyway, a friend of mine doesn't have too much experience with pills and decided to munch an orange apple. Needless to say about 30 minutes later she was missing so in our empathetic state we had a wee duke about and found her downstairs, arm round the bar manager (another female), eyes like an owl singing karaoke and giving it 90 like there was no tomorrow for a bunch of old drunken pensioners. I bet that woke them up!

Gotta love people's first wipeouts. Especially back in the day when someone produces a permanent marker - 12 hours later your wondering why the fuck you have names and cannabis leaves drawn all over your body.
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After one of my mate's first. We ended up back in the local chinky and he wouldnt stop putting his hands down another mates trousers lol. Off his rocker %)
 
I have a well embarrassing story, I was really fucked up on k and actually managed to sleep with my ex, we had no protection so I was practising the withdrawl method so I thought I was about to cum so I pulled out and ended up pissing all over the place! Well embarrassing! Luckly none of you know me!
 
pissed myself on a bus when drinking cider at a younger age, always piss before i get on the bus now

when me and a few mates used to take oxy all the time, me and my other 2 mates were sitin in one of the lads room, after a lot of nodding, me n my mate heard our mate coughing (same lad who hide mxe about his house), he managed to vomit a full sausage onto his shirt , hadnt even been chewed, we couldnt stop laughing, he just lay there and stared at it on his t-shirt in silence, the moral of the story is, dont deep throat sausages on oxycontin
 
Hahaaa there are some good stories here :D

I am sure I have loads about me and my mates a few years back but can't think of any now, side effects of all the stuff we ingested I suppose..

ps withdrawal method acidtek really? :| but hahahaa at pissing, bet the girl was less than impressed :D
 
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