Elvis Died For YOU

[Myshkin]

So he did. Now it's time folk showed him some love.

 

[Cornishman]

I'm 12 what is this

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

does the turd found hanging half out his arse hold any particular significance in the matter?

 

[Myshkin]

I'm 12 what is this

The King, son. The King.

 

[tambourine-man]

I thought he died for poo.

 

[Myshkin]

I thought he died for poo.

Oy vey.

This is serious shit. In every sense...ah.

 

[Albion]

I won't mention his blue suede poos.


oops.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Elvis Presley ain't got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock n roll.

 

[Myshkin]

Elvis Presley ain't got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock n roll.

Chuck's alive though.

 

[Allein]

1977, A fucking great year for Rock and Roll

 

[parttime crackhead]

Elvis Presley ain't got no soul, Bo Diddley is rock n roll.


Better?

Basically - Fuck Elvis. Burger eating, jump suit wearing, child molesting racist cunt.

 

[Shambles]

I'm 12 what is this

Probably best saved for the Paedo Speculation thread. Those Southern boys have a bit of a fondness for the young 'uns. Especially if also a close family member

does the turd found hanging half out his arse hold any particular significance in the matter?

Yes. It demonstrates the reason why massive opioid habits + Elvis Sandwiches = lethal combo. And anything from 15-80 pounds (depending on source) of "impacted, white, claylike fecal matter" blocking up yer passages

Also, The Poop Report - for all your (or at least some of) your bum-based needs.

 

[Myshkin]

Elvis Presley ain't got no soul, Bo Diddley is rock n roll.


Better?

Basically - Fuck Elvis. Burger eating, jump suit wearing, child molesting racist cunt.

And?

 

[adam west]

did he actually die on the toilet or is this just jealous rivals spreading vicious rumours?

 

[parttime crackhead]

And?

Chuck D hates Elvis. That's enough for me. Fuck Elvis.


Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherfuck him and John Wayne

 

[Mental Kenny]

Chuck D hates Elvis. That's enough for me. Fuck Elvis.


Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherfuck him and John Wayne

I love that song, by far the best Public Enemy track, Fear of a Black Planet is such a good album. The rest of the lyrics are good too, not just that quote.

Elvis never really appealed to me, he's a redneck idol really, some hicks worship him.

 

[Myshkin]

Chuck D hates Elvis. That's enough for me. Fuck Elvis.


Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherfuck him and John Wayne

Righto.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Elvis never really appealed to me, he's a redneck idol really, some hicks worship him.

I think this is mainly the reason I agree with the Elvis hate. If he was actually any good at all then I wouldn't mind people loving him, but he's not. He's utter shit.

 

[Albion]

I liked Elvis when he teamed up with JXL.

 

[Allein]

did he actually die on the toilet or is this just jealous rivals spreading vicious rumours?

Nope AFAIK he died on the floor....having fallen off the toilet/throne